Mary Risk

writer / producer / the pun you’ve been looking for

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I can’t actually order these business cards, can I?

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It’s really hard balancing a full time job with my studies at Hogwarts

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Does “You have great cheekbones” still count as a compliment when he follows it up with “and that’s gonna make filling this cavity really hard” ?

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@philiplord Thanks for continually proving it isn’t so.

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Amy Mainzer was such a delight to direct! Learn about comets and “movie science!”

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Curious about the science behind DON'T LOOK UP?

Professor Amy Mainzer served as the science advisor on Adam McKay's disaster comedy and lent her expertise to bringing the film's fascinating fact-finding to life.

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Just unplugged my pencil sharpener so I could charge my new drawing tablet. So I guess my pencils are now pointless.

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The holidays are a time for explaining the four spider-men to your father.

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The pandemic has made me an outdoorsy type! I’d much rather have brunch on the patio than inside.

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@Nicole_Groton @MitchellsMovie @michaelrianda Yes!!

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I’ve decided to redecorate my patio in a Haunted Mansion theme, by which I mean all the plants are dead.

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@TomeyBones Does Smosh Reddit use the same “margin of error” applied to men’s dating profiles?

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Of my 20 neighboring WiFi networks, four are Harry Potter themed, two are LOTR, and one is Star Trek. Shout out to Lord Voldemodem.

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Why was buying tickets to Disneyland today harder than getting Hamilton tickets in 2016?

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If I make a Britney Spears themed escape room where you have to decode Instagram captions and dance your way out of a conservatorship who’s playing?

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@DKimps Yes and it’s the same one our parents listened to. Yacht Rock 4eva

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@Nicole_Groton Already planning us a trip to the San Diego zoo

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@JLRees Breath of the wild

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If you meet the love of your life on Twitter, is it a tweet cute?

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@Nicole_Groton Yeah and i’m writing a script set at Disneyland for noooooo reason

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@JLRees Brick-fired ftw

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Me, doing anything at all, for the rest of all time: Flourish!