You Can Call Me Mash😎

/Code.Music.Drives.Software.Trending.we viibe.A Machester United👹.

[خالد @_k1l9]

ميسي اعتزل عشان الجيل الجديد ياخذ فرصة

رونالدو في مونديال 2030 بعد ما يسرق هدف ولده

[𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔥𝔢𝔞𝔯𝔱🖤𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔢𝔱í𝔠 @Blackhearttts]

People who call radio stations to request for a song

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Important work, done well.

[Pretiosa periculis @GacheriNdumba]

I laugh about these jokes juu my auntie owns a ka-retail shop in a Kenyan town that sells school sweaters which makes very low sales.

The purpose of that kashop is to direct people to a cheaper “store/duka ya supplier” two streets further downtown.

Guess nani supplier?!

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Man City have agreed to sign Enzo Fernández from Chelsea in a deal worth around $169M, equaling the British transfer record, per @David_Ornstein 🩵🇦🇷

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

This girl @FredahOndu61763 is one to watch. She is brilliant, articulate, speaks with such conviction and she is proudly in Linda Mwananchi!

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bayern score 5 goals
Manchester United score 5 goals

See you at Old Trafford. MEN MOUNT

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Let it be known that Lenovo Thinkpads are the Landcruiser of laptops while HP is the Nissan Note with a CVT gearbox.

[Wins @Fedsdidasweep4]

Kama hii ndio mpira arsenal wataleta old trafford aki they won’t believe 😭😭😭😭

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

Been robbed 3 times since this

[Grey @AfcGrey_]

“What’s your intentions with my daughter?”

Me:

[Malo @no1likemalo]

Septembag, octobag, novembag, decemball

[Кот Латыниной 💛🖤 @LatyninaCat]

У меня плохие новости для папаши - это не поколение такое, это конкретный ребенок тупой

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

Watch Messi retire within 6 months now 😭

[SheddyZolani @BULEMLES]

This is what @ntvkenya headlined as Hostile reception!

[Laurell 🥀 @Laurell004]

We have officially switched from "must go" to "symbol of collective embarrassment and shame"

[mistik terim (yeni) @misbokyeni]

dünyadaki ilk tescilli orospu çocuğu

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Taking time off work today so I can pity you properly.