Matthew Blue

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@KitFistosBurner Did you vomit in that cup holder

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can in fact overcome a botched first impression

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@Mr_Neutral_Man The best way to preserve something great like this is to not broadcast it to the world

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@limitlesstack The French military is on it? Not the flex you think it is

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@dioscuri Squid game vibes

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

“He’s in the sub line at Publix. Put a lady in a motorized shopping cart in front of him and have her order 10 individual subs. Perfect”

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

How it probably feels to have a bachelors degree

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@DiscussingFilm Why do we always have to see will ferrells package in everything he’s in

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@kingofkipsbay @CouldBeTheMove

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@yahyavision @interiorsuckerr Don’t let Matty Healy see this

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@TheArchivistLC I bet it felt so good to chop this down though

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@MarkLazerus This guy was in all the bangers wow

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@signulll Your friend reading this post 😳

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

An incorrect ABS challenge has to be so satisfying for an umpire

[BONESAW 🕊️ @BonesawMD]

You'd be surprised by how many things you'd enjoy experiencing if you refused to read opinions or reviews prior to going in

[Matthew Blue @itsmatthewblue]

@ThirdEyeBlind @KTrain939913 Great question

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

if i was a cow and you were a cow, would u eat grass in a field with me

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Cashier: “That’ll be $19.94.”

Me: *pulls out a $50 bill*

Cashier: “I’m so sorry, but we’ve had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?”

Me: *pulls out a $25 bill*

[Garglin City @GarglinCity]

Why is everyone wearing a propeller hat