Matthew Ely

By now, you know my name is.. what my name is

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

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[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

I impressed Deryl Dodd's guitarist today. I don't want to be dramatic, but I'm basically a Texas Country Music star now

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

I was going to make a jack-o-lantern pizza and put it on Insta because I thought that would be cool, but then it turned out to be really hard so I made a normal pizza and told Twitter about it #closeenough #HappyHalloween

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

So today at @AtHomeStores a kid attacked me in the back with a toy chain saw. Weird already, but when I turned around to laugh it off he wasn't even smiling..

I was straight pretend murdered today, and I don't know how to feel about that #TexasMatthewMassacre #tistheseason🎃

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

I introduced myself to someone who knew me this evening.. #thatsawkward

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

Can it already be a good day if it's barely even 8?? I think so at least. Hopefully you're having a good day too #TGIF #BasicallyTheWeekend

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

Cowboys Fans During Free Agency (DEZ REACTION)

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again. If something is important to you don't stop till you get it! #MotivationalTuesday #ItIsTooAThing

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

I realized that if my electric toothbrush dies while I'm using it.. it just becomes a regular toothbrush. #thatsconvenient #longlivethebattery

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

@Whataburger breakfast is >

Don't @ me....I'm just kidding, you can @ me

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

*Watching a show that has to buffer every 10 seconds*

@jely_95 - "Oh my gosh, is someone texting this video to us?!"

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

@kylarsprenger Why would you love that? Kylar, that's horrible!

[John Crist @johnbcrist]

Christian Breakup Lines

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

If you gave up love for lent, I'm sorry your day was so conflicted. To everyone else, Happy Valentine's Day!!

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

@shan_gibson18 His will be done!

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

Me: I should go outside today

Winter Olympics: Look at these guys skiing in circles!

Me:

[Matthew Ely @itsmatthewely]

Is anyone else getting hype for the #WinterOlympics??? U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! 🇺🇸🥇

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

THE DALLAS COWBOYS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL NEXT SEASON.