Matt Almquist

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

@TheNickVieira I’ve never opened twitter so fast to see what the internet thought of that line… 😂

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

@AskPlayStation Support site is telling me to call, and phone line is telling me to go online. Meanwhile someone stole my account and has access to my payment info. Please help ❤️

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

#welcometoplathville @TLC Why are there so many coffees….?

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

@SlackHQ We on-boarded 4 new hires at the very beginning of quarantine, and we couldn’t have done it without Slack’s many resources. Great article

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

@estabrookslp @TerrixSings

[17 years of song a day @songadaymann]

🎵 I remixed it 🎵

My 6 year old and I watched the original like 50 times in a row.

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@easyJet cancelled my return flight, but not departing. Can’t get through to @Expedia by phone, and @easyJet doesn’t provide any assistance online/phone. I’m going in circles and about to lose a lot of money 😭

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Flight : $350

Hotel : $400

@Expedia “rick rolling” everyone with their hold music during the #coronavirus outbreak? :

....Priceless

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

I love paying @Expedia extra money to pick my seats on a 7 hour flight only to have @AmericanAir / @British_Airways try to charge me AGAIN 😑😭.... #stress

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

If you told me 15 years ago that one day @MCRofficial would take a hiatus and then come back for a reunion and @Ticketmaster would charge $400+ for the cheapest ticket to an ARENA show... I probably would’ve stopped listening to them to avoid the heartache.

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

America runs on shreds of plastic in their breakfast and choking hazards. Thanks @dunkindonuts

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

Don't mind me. I'll be over here, dropping $100 on @DeathWishCoffee cauldron-aged pumpkin. Gotta make sure to make it last this year!! 🙌☕️☠️

[Beautiful Tuesday @Beautiful2sday]

https://t.co/pcGlmXrM6b

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

Welp. Almost made it to the opening credits of @SpiderManMovie before the power went out at @RegalMovies ... lobby full of psychos in the dark looking for a refund and I’m over here just hoping to score some bonus Regal Points. #allthecredits

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After months of wanting one, my wife finally ordered herself a @hydro_jug. After seeing hers, I needed one of my own! Less than stoked that it was stolen less than 48 hours of receiving it though... #tryingtostayhydrated 😭

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

Today I learned that @RealKiefer is a country music artist & I'm not mad about it. Waiting on a "BBQs at CTU" single, but until then I'm jamming his latest release, Reckless & Me.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

Noel Acciari is tripped. St. Louis scores. Unbelievable.

[Matt Almquist @ItsMattyA]

Things I've heard tonight;

"Hell yeah, Pabst of draft bro!"

- 50-something year old dude.

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I literally cannot comprehend why @Delta feels the need to separate my wife & I on every single flight, despite booking together & checking in as early as possible. Oh, but if I pay extra to move both seats, just maybe... 🤪

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Hey @NkealHarry15, you better update that @Twitter bio soon. Welcome to the @Patriots! 🤘🏻���

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What. A. Day. For pop radio. Between @MartinGarrix, @TheChainsmokers, T Swift & @zaralarsson... there’s some 🔥🔥🔥 out today.