elmco

ridiculously curious about ridiculous things

[elmco @itsmcotime]

Story time:

I had an abortion. That’s it. Without one I most likely would not be alive. #AbortionRightsAreHumanRights #WomensRightsAreHumanRights

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

[Rep. Shontel Brown @RepShontelBrown]

Let me get this straight:

The Supreme Court says states cannot decide how to regulate guns—yet only the states can decide how to regulate a woman’s body.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Also, fuck Alito, Thomas, Roberts, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and the paralegal Coney Barrett.

[Rabbi Mark Asher Goodman @RabbiMarkAsherG]

In Judaism, if you say a prayer over something, then fail to do the requisite action that follows, like blessing bread and not eating it, it’s a bracha levatla - which is a sinful act.

If you pray for victims of gun violence but do nothing, it is a sinful act.

[elmco @itsmcotime]

Fuck you all the way to hell @GregAbbott_TX #GregAbbottHasBloodOnHisHands #GregAbbott #Texas and for good measure fuck you too @tedcruz

[elmco @itsmcotime]

Whenever I leave for vacation I always forget some thing… This time it was my pajamas and a sports bra #emergencytargetrun #byeohio

[Eve Barlow @Eve_Barlow]

There is no opposing view on the Holocaust. How many RTs can we get.

[elmco @itsmcotime]

Gallbladder malfunction isn’t fun. At all. 0 STARS DO JOT RECOMMEND.

[elmco @itsmcotime]

officially run out of medicine for the #gidisaster and now…. #lackofpoop it’s been 6 days. Doctor on Monday and Wednesday. Holding off on self surgery

[elmco @itsmcotime]

Going on a month since the #GIDISASTER and all I can say is I need to poop.

[elmco @itsmcotime]

There are no fucking words. Continuance granted because he no showed #neighborstalkersaga

[elmco @itsmcotime]

Finally. The #neighborstalkingsaga concludes… court today. The sweetest way to bring in #RoshHashanah5782

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Today would be a great day for President Biden and Vice President Harris to #CancelStudentDebt.

[elmco @itsmcotime]

My current life upset is being in love with (mostly) all citrus fruits…. And being allergic to them to the point I need to almost OD on allergy medicine to enjoy them #unfunallergies

[elmco @itsmcotime]

Why do I suddenly think I’m more of a badass than I am?

[Planned Parenthood Advocates of Ohio @PPAOhio]

Well, this aged poorly.

@GovMikeDeWine ─ how can you call Ohio progressive when lawmakers are banning transgender children from school sports, restricting the right to peacefully protest, and making it significantly harder to vote?

[elmco @itsmcotime]

The image that sums up my feelings since January. #fuckthishouse #neighborhoodstalker

[elmco @itsmcotime]

@dancindevra I volunteer to puppy sit!

[elmco @itsmcotime]

Oh. Oh my.god.
WE HAVE A CLOSING DATEEEE FUCKING FINALLYYYYY #secondtimebesttime