TP

the real TP, Twitter can't shut me down

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After a tough loss like this it’s comforting to remember that everything’s better at La Porchetta

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Yes, I’m running a marathon next week. No, I won’t sign your autograph

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We’ve again arrived at my favourite day of the year, happy fish amnesty day everyone!!

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Time for one last trip to cubicle 3 of level 5, 160 Harbor esplanade. See you all in 45 minutes

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I make up fake dietary requirements so the restaurant staff have to make a fuss over me

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With the high inflation at the moment it's getting very hard to afford my personal barista

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So grateful to Mum for paying for my MCC membership for me to go once a year and yell "go number 5"

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Happy birthday @tomc317, in dog years you’d be dead! 🐶 🎂 🎉

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Have just realised that the Dee’s first match this season is on a Wednesday night. @tomc317 I can already feel the “food poisoning” coming on for Thursday 🤫

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Ricki Lee hasn't toured in a while.. I'm starting to think she has retired but hasn't told anyone?

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Still not sure if I like Meatloaf the artist (rip) or Meatloaf the food (yum) better

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I'm yet to find a song that speaks to me more than Glamorous by Fergie

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So Djokovic can get an exemption to get in the country but I'm still banned from Timezone in Clayton?
Where's the consistency?

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😤

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Potential false advertising alert 🚨🚨
I've been eating nutri-grain since 2019 and am still NOT an iron man

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THIS IS NOT THE NEWS I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS MORNING

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broken my blackberry... again. please call the home phone if you need me

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Eat my bubbles, Kolesnikov 🇯🇵

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Today is the last day of my favourite colleague 😭
Wish they could have taken that Jim Hunter instead

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It's getting really hard to find a good Zumba class these days. Another covid casualty