I told a doctor I hadn’t taken painkillers in 3 months bc I was recovering from an ulcer. immediate reply was to prescribe ibuprofen for a sprain/bruising I was in for. Not icing, not alt methods softer on the stomach lining. ibuprofen. A cause of my ulcers. #westernmedicine
My mother, talking about drumstick ice cream cones:
“Ya know why they put chocolate in the bottom? Bc your sad when you get to the end, but that little part makes you happy… before it’s gone.”
just a heads up. i will be running around the house. as fast as possible. for the next 15 seconds. i will have no regard for furniture. or any individuals in my way. when i am done. do not ask me why i have done this. because i do not know