phoebe fishin

screw this shit im gerkin it

[phoebe fishin @itsmebee9402]

chodesworth

[John Ruml @JohnRuml]

Hi @RockstarGames I am the one who leaked all the GTA VI stuff. My name is Urza's Saga and I am a legal card in magic's Modern format

[Coney @CONEY]

Do you truly think Riot Games was going to make Brawlhalla? Do you honestly in your heart believe that Riot, who aspired but ultimately failed in cultivating a 2D tag fighter for both beginner and expert, would have not only been able to ideate & execute on a novel gameplay loop in the same way Brawlhalla does, but also lucky enough to have caught lightning in a bottle the same way Brawlhalla has with its playerbase? Are you truly suggesting that Riot's folly was not dumping tens of millions of dollars and manhours into pursuing Ubisoft's pure dumb luck? Because I find your reply equal parts vapid and pedantic. You haven't said anything, you've merely posted a screenshot and expected me to do all of the thinking for both of us. I'm simply not that charitable. Imagine if we were having a discussion about fire hydrants. Most are red...but sometimes they can be yellow as well! We can all (hopefully) agree that they're usually in the same sort of shape, but can have slightly different proportions or valves, depending on their use. Then, without provocation, someone yawps out: "Fire hydrants are also purple, and shaped like a Y!" While this technically CAN be correct, and I've no doubt there's one such fire hydrant that exists somewhere on the planet that you could possibly produce a picture of (as you have Brawlhalla's baffling playercount), I hope you would agree this person has ultimately said nothing, and has contributed to the conversation in a way that is not only unnecessary, but actively detrimental. It's a waste of everyone's time. Yes, fire hydrants can indeed come in many different colors. However, for the purposes of this conversation, we have ostensibly agreed to bind ourselves to a social code wherein we respect each others intelligence enough to not simply blurt out the first thing that comes to mind, whether it be technically "correct" or not. Based on Riot's track record, I think expecting them to somehow jackpot on a wildly successful platform fighter out of nowhere is ludicrous, especially considering the place Brawlhalla inhabits within the larger platform fighter community. Riot's MO, historically at least, seems to involve taking understood genre conventions and tweaking them in ways that make players feel powerful, in control. LoL is smooth DotA, Valorant is smooth CS, etc. The whirling cogs of gameplay are greased with countless hours of thoughtful design and player testing. They're masters of efficiency and innovation, certainly but they are NOT inventors. They are artisans, but not auteurs. I don't believe Riot could ever accomplish such a task, nor should they ever be expected to, and frankly, I don't believe YOU believe they could or would either. To indignantly drop a Brawlhalla player count screenshot into my replies like a sopping newborn calf straight from its mothers womb is distasteful and unbecoming. What am I meant to do with this, I wonder? Why is it here? And the true tragedy of it all is that I don't think you know, either. Your fickle will is tainted with a perverse need to be seen, and heard, but not understood. Well, here's your vindication: That fire hydrant IS purple! Very cool.

[Nacho @NachoLee240]

This lil goob

[puddinglovely @puddinglovelyy]

porygons for @Kangazeroo !!! #pokemon

[ゼマたろう @Uta3_Naganegi]

必死に何かを話しかけてるマリル、全く聞いてないニョロちゃん

[こみゅ @comyuiii]

ポストカード用に加筆しました😊
ニョロモ族は本当にかわいい！！！

[ねぼすけ @nebosukegorira]

ヌマちゃん⋯ヌマちゃん⋯🐟️👀

[The Resleevables @TheResleevables]

let it sing homie

[かばお @TM00JIRO]

なんか青くてまあるいやつら

[glitchy @glitchy_potat]

Average VGC tournament experience: “okay everyone’s going to be running one of these several archetypes so as long as I prep for all of them I should do well”
Average draft league experience:

[phoebe fishin @itsmebee9402]

“this.. is the storys TRUE protagonist.”

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Meet the true protagonist of #FireEmblem Fortune's Weave.
Will they face the forces of the demon god Balor on their own or travel in time with the aid of Fortuna to change the fate of Cai, Dietrich, Theodora, and Leda.
Which path will you walk? #NintendoDirect

[Chien-Pao ex @ChienPaoEX]

Dragapult has been Pissing me the Fuck Off so to relieve stress i drew him getting Executed by Firing Squad

[Joe Mockingbird LLG LP 1 OUT NOW @xxxtactician1]

If you haven’t heard our record please give it a shot

It’s a lot about persevering through social alienation and traumatic life experiences in a painfully earnest fashion even when the topics get very uncomfortable. It doesn’t skimp on fun hooks, but gets really devastating too

[Spongebobkid90 @spongebobkid90]

@willsgardevoir i could deadass facefuck you

[Nacho @NachoLee240]

Drilbur #モグリュー

[phoebe fishin @itsmebee9402]

this reminds me of one time someone in gym class walked up to me and said “i think youll like this” and showed me the korra milkbending image completely unprompted and i just went “what is wrong with you i barely know you”

[Issa Robbort R. @IssaRobbortR]

on the topic of brainpop when I was a sophomore a freshman out of nowhere came up to me and showed me brainpop Tim x moby porn and then walked away and I never knew why and then fast forward 4 years later to 2026 I’m visiting my dad in the psych ward and they’re also there (1/2)

[do you feel like you’re a part of it? @NONBlNARY]

pickle down rickonomics