Carli B. ✌🏼

Too weird to live, too rare to die.

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

I didn’t know @Buckingham_Show starred in “Chernobyl” 😂

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Sheetz is a genuinely scary place to be at 3:30 in the morning. Dude complimented my hair then proceeded to say how sexy I was… sir I will fuck you up please do not test me at this ungodly hour.

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Kanye has legit been keeping me entertained all weekend long.

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Nursing school will BREAK you. Like I don’t see law students this fucking stressed 😅

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

I just need one really good ugly cry man.

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

You know you’re a nursing student when your diabetic friends send you snaps of their high blood sugars 😅

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

These contacts go fucking hard.

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

#NewProfilePic

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Terrifier 3 was the shit!

[SUPER HUMMAN @superhumman1234]

Butt buster onto Halloween of Carnage
( HALLOWEEN SPECIAL STYLE ) #superhumman #donttrythisathome #Halloween

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

People who back into parking spaces are just trying to show off.

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Having a period is legit a fucking curse like wtf did I do to deserve this shit

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Got a 96 on my second test of the semester! Now to get through all these simulations/clinicals coming up. Yall I’m drowning but I’m making it & that’s all that matters. 😅

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Got a 93 on my first test of the semester, I’m so ready to conquer this shit!

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Yo the people that are staying in the air bnb above me are TRIPPIN thinking I’m gonna stop smoking outside on my porch just to please them. Now let’s see how much I can piss them off so they’ll fucking leave. 😘

[Ouija Guerrero @ouijv]

I WAS TRYING TO MATCH MY COFFEE BUT I FAILED… WHERE I DID SUCCEED THO IS WHEN I SCHEDULED A NEW SONG DROPPING AT M1DN1GHT 2N1GHT

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

I’m so grateful for my life man 🖤

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

Okay but I think I might get my soul stamped for passage this weekend, stay tuned @ouijv love ya bitch 🖤 whoop whoop

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

If anyone has any pics with me, let me see em! #WHOOPWHOOP

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

@camielul @Buckingham_Show Yeah, I believe he got an early case of the juggaplague 😂

[Carli B. ✌🏼 @itsmeecarlibee]

There’s something crazy magical about the gathering.. I cry every year at least once on the way home. 😅 Until next year bitches!