Eimile Lauren Davis

NYC | Choreographer + Dancer | 🏳️‍🌈 | east carolina university 🏴‍☠️ |

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

job postings nowadays be like:

- bagger at the grocery store -
must have MBA in business admin or equivalent
certified in six sigma black belt karate
must be able to run 5k
10 years experience in a laboratory

entry level
$8.15/hr

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

@elonmusk soooooo confused how the only thing elon cares about is saving the planet and yet his support and resources are going to this man… what in holy fuck is the angle?

[y - Gotham FC @GothamFC]

Victory in Portland. 🖤

[ESPN @espn]

92,003 in attendance.

@HuskerVB breaks the world record for the largest crowd ever at a women’s sporting event 👏

@espnW | #ThatsaW

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

I’m sorry but where is Congress’ HR?

[Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX]

Hey FAT ALVIN, go ahead and celebrate with another jelly donut, but get ready to answer some serious questions from Congress!

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

@TerribleMaps hey found your next home @samassemany saskatchewan

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Because nothing says “innocent” like threatening a judge’s family

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

on the same day the story on the left broke, *this* is the florida news libsoftiktok is reporting on. protecting the children

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

at this point I basically volunteer at my job so can I plz be forgiven

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

adventures with minis part 28754:

What’s your favorite kind of music?
“Hip-Hop”
Oh wow! Who’s your favorite hip-hop artist?
“Jojo Siwa”

[Golden State Warriors @warriors]

Steve Kerr on today's tragic shooting in Uvalde, Texas.

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

@TulsiGabbard sick fucking joke

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

today, tomorrow, the next day, the day after that, next tuesday… just all days

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

How does it happen that SoFI, a student loan re-financing company, could spend $625 million to put its name on the LA Rams football stadium when 45 million Americans are drowning in $1.8 trillion in student debt? Today would be a good day for the President to cancel student debt.

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

@FurboDogCamera

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

What do you do at a bar?

Me:

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

@VincentArzola @samassemany 1000%

[Vincent Arzola @VincentArzola]

@samassemany @itsmeEIMILE us before work wknds

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

finish the poem

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

I know it’s not true but I still am 99% sure I saw Kamala Harris on a citi bike today. Not to brag… but I 99% certainly did.

[Eimile Lauren Davis @itsmeEIMILE]

Scrolling through facebook birthdays be like…

old professor
old professor
best friends grandma
old professor
25 people I don’t know
mayor of my home town
someone’s grandma wishing them a happy birthday on my fb because they’re confused

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

I don’t think we’re nearly angry enough about rich people burning down our planet irreversibly so they can get a little richer