Parker (he/him/his)

I used to YouTube and podcast, now I paint and game and socialize and do my best to not be a major asshole. Remember, the older you get the smaller you get. :)

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/MYOB3fEBdU

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@OvileeMay Gotta love a Bayonetta reference.

[Hiroshi… is busy in uni @Hiiroshiiii]

Bayonetta too tall for the vending machine

[HarperTheFox @HarperTheFox]

attaboy

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Colin Cowherd trashing MAGA INCELS is my new favorite video.

[Rosie Lea @RosieLea_Curio]

Historical cosplay is all fun and good, unless your day job is being a white guy digging up dead brown guys.

Then maybe you should step back and reflect.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@long_spider I really started in engineering. I totally hated that to pieces and went looking around for things that seemed interesting and ended up in linguistics. I loved it, but couldn't justify grad school at the time and never ended up making it back. I'm glad you got into art ❤️

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@QueerArmorer It's coffee and guns. This is so blessed.

[Hxfifty @hx_fifty]

What do you mean the UK doesn't observe MLK day... Next you'll tell me they don't acknowledge Presidents day either!

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@CeraGibson As a central Ohioan I would proudly become a mutual and suggest a few great meet and greet locations. Columbus has 1.21 billion places to eat and drink and be merry and is quite queer friendly. :)

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@potatoparcel So I got glitter bombed with a very hateful message from your company. I'm dealing with a stalker and you won't release the person's name so it can be dealt with legally. Your CSR said that privacy laws protected the sender. What about my rights?
Avoid PotatoParcel.

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@dysphorickitten Cramps suck, yo. I'm sorry you're going through it.

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@MaisieLynn17 Teriyaki sauce or rosemary aoli from The Melt. Also blood would do in a pinch.

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@itslanabee I learned in therapy that the price of love is grief. That shit was profound.

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@itslanabee I had short hair a couple of times in my life before growing it out for good (prior to The Great Baldening, followed by The Great Shavening). That middle stage sucks so bad.

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@MaisieLynn17 @thatgreygentlem I'm running my PC Esmerhelga (femme half-orc Bard inspired by Hero Quest), Shadowheart, Karlach, and my Spicy Bae'zel. Gal Pals to save the world through the application of concentrated violence.

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@itslanabee Bro, I feel you. I'm a survivor of all kinds of shit, and I have CPTSD, but I've made it to the point where my life is more normal than I'd have ever thought possible. Every life's different, every brain's different, but hopefully my survival can help inspire yours. You got this.

[Parker (he/him/his) @ItsmeElpee]

@dillweedjpeg Clump probably warbles "Don't cry for me Argentina!" as he's feebly trying to tug one. Your mother is a person of class and grace who enjoys the classics. Clump is just a pile of cells that radiates hatred.

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.