Hot Mess Express

Spaced-Out Flower Child Groovin’ On A Doobie Wave. Unstoplable Dretectove.
[She/Her]

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A guy asked me if I was real because I was "too perfect" and I responded by telling him I was a 6000 year old demon, here to steal the hearts of mortal men.

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Actual photo of Mike White on Survivor50

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To the girly that drives this car,
I am your biggest fan. 💖

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I was 100% convinced this guy was selling the disease for $15 a pop.

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@Deejaralamo Drop the link tho

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why is rupaul teaching parallel parking???

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@aprikitkat @FelrynX @allyparser @aprikitkat could you throw me that discord link? Everytime I try to find one it's either broken or expired. 😬😅

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@HumansNoContext Is this what @LilNasX means by "I got the horses in the back"?

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RED GLITTER CLEATS?! #SuperBowl2024

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@whatsonpplus EXCEPT YOU CANT WATCH THE CURRENT/NEW SEASON, YOU BASTARDS

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Facebook Marketplace just found me my new home AND ride. 😎

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Alright. Where are my OSHA officials at? I wanna know if this pump jack scaffolding is legit because.... it looks sketchy AF, and I know nothing about construction safety.

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"Oh.... she does NOT like getting choked"

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@jamesholod Midnight spaghetti is a staple in my life.

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@shminsington Oooo good point. We play the game to ESCAPE the trauma. 😎

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@shminsington Catch me making exact replicas all the people who have ever scorned me 😈😈

This is why I am not allowed to have to the Sims. 😅

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@shminsington My friend goes through a yearly Sims bender and this year I helped make her IDENTICAL Sim and lemme tell you, mods come in CLUTCH.

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Everyone on dating apps around here is either conservative, has children, or just wants no-strings-attached sex. (Sometimes a combo of the 3)
Jesus, I really am going to be alone for ever.

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Waking up sad is so stupid cause like, I just started my day, Brain, and you're already trying to ruin it.