A guy asked me if I was real because I was "too perfect" and I responded by telling him I was a 6000 year old demon, here to steal the hearts of mortal men.
Alright. Where are my OSHA officials at? I wanna know if this pump jack scaffolding is legit because.... it looks sketchy AF, and I know nothing about construction safety.
Everyone on dating apps around here is either conservative, has children, or just wants no-strings-attached sex. (Sometimes a combo of the 3)
Jesus, I really am going to be alone for ever.