Avoid women who go to festivals.
Theyre either on some losers table whos feeding them cocaine or in a crowd of sweaty peasants because theyre a sweaty peasant.
Endless instagram stories screaming and having "fun" to prove to the world theyre worthless.
Hard pass festihoes.
The feminine urge to buy a box of crumbl cookies instead of quitting my job, school, selling all my belongings and uprooting my entire life to move to another country ๐ฅฐ