I’ve been trying to get on jury duty every year since I was 18 years old. To get and go sit in an air-conditioned room, downtown, judging people, while my lunch is paid for… that is the life.
i would rather set myself on fire and lay down in the middle of a busy road and get ran over by an 18 wheeler that is also on fire and then kicked in the face by a horse with knives in its hooves then to go through an f1 season with lando norris as the world champion