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wifey ⋆ boy mama

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Well just cried my eyes out during the last episode of Firefly Lane.

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Multitasking is holding a baby while going to the bathroom.

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Did one of Theo’s favorite toys stop working today? Yes.

Did I immediately find the exact one on facebook marketplace and buy it? Also yes.

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Being a pregnant mom of a toddler is ordering pizza at 10:30 PM.

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Started packing the hospital bag. It’s getting real. 😅

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I know I’m nesting because normal me wouldn’t have reorganized 2 closets at 10 PM. Or at all for that matter.

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Convinced that the Buy Nothing Facebook groups are a direct result of annoying and flakey people on Facebook marketplace.

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Being a full time mom of a toddler while almost 8 months pregnant is not for the weak 😅

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Bought formula today in preparation for baby #2. Can’t believe how close we are 🤯

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I’m glad our generation is getting into reading books, but 12 books in a year!?! I’m still working on one I got 1.5 years ago….

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Can you put wine on a baby registry? Asking for a friend.

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Mark my words: I will NEVER start Elf on the Shelf.

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I question people who wear jeans casually in their own home…

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Will my 1 year old son know it’s Christmas? No. Will he know what gifts he gets? No. Did I impulse buy another gift for him anyways? Of course.

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Finally found the remote to our tv that’s been lost for like 2 years 😅

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Am I the only one that couldn’t care less about hocus pocus…?

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remember u are never too old for a happy meal

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Target dollar spot has Christmas stuff out and I’m just confused.

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When you can’t tell if the baby is kicking or if your Taco Bell is just dramatically digesting…

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Haven’t had Chick-fil-A in over a week. This is a problem.