itsmejakep 

Captain of the dumb b*tch club 💅

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Good food, good mood

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OMGGG PHOEBE BRIDGERS IS RELEASING NEW NEW AFTER 6 F*CKING YEARS 🫠🫠🫠

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Watch me come back in a week with some bullshit about how I’ve been ruined emotionally. 😂😂😂 #BPD

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I can’t believe I feel like this again. 🌈

Nothing too serious, folks. But just feeling really good about intimacy and connection lately. 😌

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Me: He hit it just the right way like…

Alissa: Yasss he said 10 points to Griffindick. 😂😂😂

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@OutofGalaxyy The Gemini widget is fine tho… Lol priorities

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@OutofGalaxyy Yeah but google can’t even make the YouTube widget functional when in transparent mode… 😑

Also they half-a$$ed the UI component upgrades in most of their apps, and you still see things like the old style keyboard, etc.

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I'm #21260 on Mia 2.0 👉https://t.co/lOOLfJJMnE

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@RezkyArishandy @Apple There you go! 😊

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#macOS26 (Tahoe) still has a long way to go prior to reaching the *near* perfection that @Apple manages to bring to the table with each exciting update. But it's clear just from the jump from Beta 1 to Beta 2 that they will deliver, come launch time in September. 😍🍎😍

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How is @Snapchat getting away with this???

It's practically #robbery of an individual to pay THIS much to be a "developer" for some shades with a couple cameras offset to the lenses. 🤪🦹💰

USD $99 x 12 mo. = USD $1,118/yr.

*The total above is PRIOR to additional taxes 🤦

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

We need to normalize drone shows instead of fireworks

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Can’t there ever be fucking peace??? Like just ONE GODDAMN DAY without the negativity, the triggers, the bitching, the gaslighting, the genuine trauma bonding…

I’m tired of walking on eggshells around someone who claims they “care” for me. I’m tired of being abused. Rant over.

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WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS 🩳
I WEAR SHORT SHORTS 🩳

WHO’S READY FOR WWDC25 🌈
I’M READY FOR WWDC25 🌈

🩷 @Apple 🩷

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I get that she's "Pop Country" now... But whyyy did she stray away from just "Pop?"

Either way I love her, and I don't think she even has a twitter so will she ever even see this?? 😆

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@AnxiousHolly MAKE IT 💢POP💢 IN YA FACE LIKE A... 😆

@DojaCat 💖

[System Settings @app_settings]

this is why you don’t leave your phone plugged in overnight 💔

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I love @Poshmarkapp so so much for this.

Thank you for making my day. 🩷

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I seriously CANNOT with bitches who create their own problems…

#attentionseeker 🙃

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Isn’t it funny (& ironic) that humans deter animals from what their actual intentions of doing were; whereas technology deters humans from the same exact thing.

#foodforthoughts 🤔

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#tired