Double Aunt Andre, MSc 🇯🇲🇱🇨

28✨| she/her | crocs stan | introverted yapper | semi-professional hater | #BLACKLivesMatter

[Double Aunt Andre, MSc 🇯🇲🇱🇨 @itsmelsslife]

@capeverdeanvibe You’re wrong x

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Period symptoms changing with age is such a ridiculous and unnecessary aspect of womanhood

[RB @rahmbarr]

One thing with me I’m going to make a list in my notes app

[Madame La Directrice @jenny_gxo]

So not only is being a SAHM is a thankless job by both society and your partner, but you’ll make those sacrifices only for the kids to come on socials and say that they hated seeing you at home with no job while all their friend’s mamas had careers🤣🤣

[Sampson Dubois 💋 @rjcherie]

I hate what ticket buying (flights, concerts, movies, etc) has come to these days

[George Tsitati @Tsitati_George]

Between a few hours and a couple of months.

[Héctor @Hect]

me at work every day

[ʎɐʞ #wakofa @yuh_5r]

"just announced"
"tickets on sale in less than 48 hours"

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

Adulting is so humbling. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[Mehwish 😺 @Mehwishstubborn]

Being an adult is basically saying “after this week things will calm down” every single week.

[Miss P @missphavin]

One of the hardest things abt ADHD for me is realizing I’m inconsistent w literally *everything*, even ppl I love. I can care deeply, miss you, think abt texting you all day & still not do it and then have no real explanation for why. It causes me a lot of grief

[Big Sosa @duchessoffemmes]

They gon be SO mad cutting into my wedding cake and it’s carrot cake, and cutting into the backup cake and its cheesecake, and then trying to grab a cupcake and they’re orange creamsicle and then-

[Mel Smith @iamMelsmith]

You don’t hear the production? Lol

[All On The Board @allontheboard]

On this day 25 years ago I started working for London Underground/ Transport for London. I’ve worked at over 120 stations, and have also driven trains. I normally write poems and quotes paying tribute to other people, but today I wanted to write a poem for myself.

[Phe @thepheshow]

When Caribbean people say hello they’re not greeting you I don’t know how many times that has to be said 🤣🤣🤣

[Sya is making music and zines (now full time) @syahdoingstuff]

I respect religion (as a personal belief) but I don't respect religion (as a structural sociopolitical institution)

[. @aIovetrilogy]

you know how much of a stupid trifling lying bitch you have to be to get bryce to participate in whacking you

[Rex is in the ruins of Raccoon City @TsaiMeLemoni]

This suicide prevention month I’m resharing one of my favorite articles on being passively suicidal. Really reframed my experience and gave me more ability to talk about it. If this is you, you’re not alone:

https://t.co/GP94eCyvDk

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

A friend once invited me to his apartment for a game night, there were 4 other people there but less than 20mins into the games they all started receiving calls and had to leave. I also received a call and had to leave.

[Double Aunt Andre, MSc 🇯🇲🇱🇨 @itsmelsslife]

@anxiousspams Lots of the songs from this album are like this, she’s really insane 🙌🏾