★ Marito ★

D$47

[Auntie Smarty @AuntSassyAss]

Jake Lang thought he was outing a furry convention, turns out it was actual cats.I hope he donated to the event for shelter cats.

[union person @CantEverDie]

this is still one of my favorite kirk videos

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

First in my bloodline to see all those words put together to form a complete sentence

[Rob @iamrobtv]

Random Rizzler take but I think It’s so freaking cool that this kid blew up into an overnight internet icon but instead of trying to hold onto the bit for as long as possible until it’s inevitably played out he said screw it and just started posting stuff he likes and thinks is cool

What it’s all about, man. You love to see it

[ItsMeNoah713 @ItsMeNoah713420]

You will never guess what this dumbass is replying to 😭

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

houston texas TE dalton schultz on his ig story …

aaaaaand just like that i have a new favorite NFL player

[TN ૐ @retro2go]

inshallah

[Fire Dementia Jones @Mannyylicious]

You’re next bum @tedcruz

[Bloccin Ass Tay @luckykidtay]

When they ask me how I voted today

[leotrix @leotrixofficial]

7 years ago and ts still goes off live 🤷‍♀️ yea cheers 🍻

[Dune @SpartanDusk]

This fuckin moron got wrecked by grok because he has 0 knowledge of Islam lmao

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Republicans protecting people from Sharia Law:

[ikaika @ikaikainluv]

i’ll never delete twt man

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Cain Velasquez EMOTIONALLY opened up about discovering his 4-YEAR-OLD SON had been sexually abused multiple times at daycare, and how POWERLESS he felt after reporting it to authorities and seeing the accused man released 💔

He revealed how seeing his son struggle with the TRAUMA pushed him to a breaking point, and how a chance encounter with the accused led to an 11-MILE CHASE where he opened fire.

“Seeing my son and seeing all the traumas now come out… seeing the hurt in him, breaking down, crying… he let it out.”

“I did what I did. Went through an 11-mile chase, shooting at them… I only hit the stepfather who was in on it.”

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Trump Phone Durability Test - Its worse than we thought...

[mabber @mabber23]

"Sir, they're not Italian. They're Jewish."

[adelita 💙 @sleepytejana]

I love when non-Houstonians fear monger about our city.

Houston is the greatest experiment in the beauty of multicultural tolerance. All of our ethnic groups + religions are hella chill w/ each other. We coexist beautifully & live peacefully, and have for decades. Cry about it.