Mary P

Notoriously late

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

rams, bengals… what is this, the damn zoo

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

personally i’m happy eve ate the apple. it gave us gossip. it gave us drama. imagine a world without e! news. i would rather not

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

many of my deepest friendships are maintained by a “omgggg” story reply every few months

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

what the fuck

[maybe: clare @clur19]

Jake Gyllenhaal after he almost ran the red because he was looking over at Taylor

[Mary P @itsmemarypeee]

Take 5s are the most underrated candy bar and nobody can change my mind

[Mary P @itsmemarypeee]

do you have 7 internal panic attacks while driving bc ur trying to decide “is that a cop behind me or a car with ski racks” or are you normal??

[American Cancer Society @AmericanCancer]

This #BreastCancerAwarenessMonth share the mission to free the world from #breastcancer by posting #WeDriveFor & @Chevrolet will contribute $5 to the American Cancer Society up to $110,000.

[Mary P @itsmemarypeee]

What feels worse though- being ghosted by the CDC or Chad from sigma chi?? Gen z wants to know

[morgan @morganalbi]

Fully vaccinated and have Covid (with more than mild symptoms). The CDC hasn’t called & I’m low key offended.

[Mary P @itsmemarypeee]

1. Matilda
2. Sweet Home Alabama
3. Wizard of Oz
4. Olympus Has Fallen
5. Mean Girls

[Elle Duncan @elleduncantv]

What are 5 movies you're confident you've seen at least 10 times?

1.) Clueless
2.) Grandmas Boy
3.) Friday
4.) I’m Gonna Git You Sucka
5.) Wizard of Oz

[Mary P @itsmemarypeee]

i know I’m dramatic but I made my new puppy an Instagram (shocker!) and cocker spaniel Instagram is seriously one of the greatest most joyful things I’ve ever been a part of in my lifetime

[Mary P @itsmemarypeee]

it’s been Sunday for 3 days straight

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

Ew, 2020.

[Mary P @itsmemarypeee]

omg

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

A match made in hell is still a @match. Latest work from @MaximumEffort #2020LoveStory

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

My schedule post-vaccine is gonna be like

10am-4pm: see 3 movies in theaters
4pm-5pm: touch everything at Target
5pm-7pm: happy hour with a friend or 2 or 56
7pm-10pm: go to a wedding
10pm-2am: go clubbing, touch tongues with strangers

and that’s just weekdays

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Since Trump won’t concede, we made a speech for him.

[tropical depression kate @fabulousfarran]

Me at the end of Unsolved Mysteries when they say the mystery is still unsolved.

[Mary P @itsmemarypeee]

the fireworks overhead though *chef’s kiss*

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

Rough day for people you know from high school who are in a skincare pyramid scheme

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

GIDDY UP GIDDY UP! & RIDE STRAIGHT OUTTA THIS FUCKING TOWN! GOODBYE