Chris

я в значительной степени русский шпион (not actually just a russian with a gambling addiction)

[Chris @ItsMeNuke]

I just kneed myself in the face

[kordell @lledrook]

yo these soccer niggas got a video for everything LMFAOO

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

Nets got:

5 picks

Knicks got:

Mikal Bridges
A Championship
The greatest IG Live in Human History

Who won the trade?

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

Getting faded and having an emotional moment of reflection to Kendrick’s “Count Me Out”

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Josh Hart to Mikal Bridges:

“You took a shot at 9 o’clock? Call the hotline.”

(h/t @jonmoxIeys)

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Jalen Brunson at the Knicks team party last night:

“FU*K WEMBY”

(h/t @SMHighlights1)

[Knicks Union 🗽 @knicks_union]

Everything Mikal said on his drunk IG live today 😂

• Shouted out Atlanta for pissing him off and turning him up

• Called Ariel Hukporti “35” and joked that he lied on his birth certificate

• Called Jalen Brunson the GOAT and said his big-ass head needs a statue.

• Referred to Victor Wembanyama as the “French Prince N****"

• Called KAT a “big foot ass n****"

• Said Yabusele is a savage for dunking on LeBron.

• Confirmed that Dolan told the team not to have sex for 10 weeks.

• Told Dolan to build a practice facility in the city.

• Admitted he could’ve played better and still has more to prove.

• Said he wishes he was in the room when Coldplay made “Lost!”

• Said Brunson and the Knicks are “ready for another run.”

• Said Leon Rose changed the culture and organization.

• Said Becky Hammon’s “1A” comments fueled Brunson to win a chip

• Called Chris Paul a troll for sending him a Nets football helmet after he got traded and called him an “old ass n****"

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

All-Time great IG Live from @mikal_bridges

[Jalen Brunson @jalenbrunson1]

Somebody take Mikal’s phone

[bunny @stiIlrain]

real ass nigga

[Alterraun⚡ @Hockfan445]

"Victim Wembanyama"

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Soccer was on, UFC was on, and niggas was watching Love Island tucked under a blanky, by themselves

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

Found this guy’s IG and he’s not even a spurs fan he was just looking for some action. Love of the game.

[🐺 @_smarttakes_]

This is why Lavar Ball is one of the best basketball dads ever.

If this was Lonzo he’d call him the GOAT with a straight face

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

He's wearing a Rodman jersey with no undershirt in 2026. They should've read the signs.

[Chris @ItsMeNuke]

lied like shit LMFAO

[Knicks Fan TV 🏀🎥📺🏁 @KnicksFanTv]

Jalen Brunson when he first signed with the Knicks in 2022:

"I just want to be myself. I'm not a savior in any way, shape, or form."

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Josh Hart: “Nobody talks about the weight of that Knicks jersey... Right now, it's the lightest it's ever felt.”

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

“WAY RATHER THIS THAN THE OSCARS!” 🔥

Timothée Chalamet hyped for the Knicks title 🏆

[#KCFC #SolSociety 🇸🇳🇺🇸🇪🇸 @MIK3MCDANIEL]

this is so disrespectful to Brunson

[zach @_zachblatter]

Yo they fucking hated this guy lmaoooo

[Mr Big Bets @Bigbetsbrand123]

Man what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣