Chris

я в значительной степени русский шпион (not actually just a russian with a gambling addiction)

[Chris @ItsMeNuke]

First day waking up as a 27 year old

[Chris @ItsMeNuke]

@gboooogie Last 3 plays of the game gave me a stroke

[Chris @ItsMeNuke]

@vin4moretimes Same tbh

[Chris @ItsMeNuke]

@MattTalkToEm @DraftKings Welcome brotha

[Chris @ItsMeNuke]

Im sick

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

#Raiders QB Fernando Mendoza shared a statement thanking Kirk Cousins and his family:

“It would’ve been really easy for Kirk to be a little more dismissive. He had me with open arms and has taught me so many things. … He shared it with no restrictions or constraints.” 🥹

[Socialist Bucks @socialistbucks]

The Milwaukee Bucks just scored 34 points in a half

[Zach Jacobson @zachjacobson]

jordan love you saved my worthless chud life

[Pat Timlin @pat_timlin]

After Jordan Love had one of the best days of his career, he linked up with his old WR Romeo Doubs who's working his way back from a shoulder injury

[🫧 @DesignsByPeak]

#TheNFLIsOutOfPlayers

[Devon Davis @Dmoney2499]

Did Mahomes lock his twink brother in the basement or sum i haven’t heard from buddy in years

[۟ @MavsPlsWin]

how did I never think of this nickname

[𝒞ℴ𝓂𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒹ℯ𝓇 𝒪𝓌ℯ𝓃 (3-5-1) @AMOSLOCKDOWN]

Me injecting Dan Quinn with Magic Johnson’s blood

[Isaac @roundrobin42]

Insane story, incredible reporting by @NickBerardini

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jessie Bates still hasn’t had a bye this season and is now joining a Jaguars team that already had theirs.

If Bates suits up right away, there’s a scenario where he plays 18 games this season.

[Not Bijan @InBijanWeTrust]

Jamarr Chase already has 104 yards and the wings haven’t even been delivered to my crib yet

[Danny2K @Danny2KYT]

Adam silver tried to ban tanking and the nets put Danny wolf at the 2

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Curtis Samuel hasn’t tweeted since 2023 but had to redownload the app to flame Ryan Day’s Ohio State