Ryan Clark the Proud Italian

Proud Italian-American like Tony Soprano and Lady Gaga | Dingus | All death threats are parody | Beer Drinker | Clarkcore Founder

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Lets hope its gonna be 2 👍@MorochMovieClub
#M3GAN2 #M3GANATX

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Fire my apprentice because he dresses lame and isnt funny

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

How do I always hype myself up before meeting my boss, then immediately freeze up when I step in his office

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

About to lose it,why do i get the flu every year

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Yours favorite man is stealing from the nft bros and ginving to the gf

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

That's how you south by, never pay for a drink

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

The amout of work i put into side projects makes it look like i dont even have a real job

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Way back i set a twitter goal that i tottaly missed but im gonna start picking it back up again

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

I should probably start tweeting again

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Like an alcoholic phoenix rising from the ashes

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

It all makes sense now

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

And now I gotta pretend like I'm working for the next 3 hours

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

I'll never forget that dog breeds are totally made up by some British dudes who really liked dogs

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Never seen this page before? That's because I'm better than you

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Get me this if you love me

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Bored at work, might make an account to shitpost and troll about local politics

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Hey, that was another close call to Austin becoming more unbearable, can't wait for the next crazy proposal in the next election

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

Now remember, this is what cancel culture took away from us

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

You're telling me I'm not adorable?

[Ryan Clark the Proud Italian @itsmeryanclark]

An adorable Halloween costume got me way more more free drinks at the bar then my try hard one last year