Jeff Bezos

⅜ your mum

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Vicar Amelia, more like DICKHER CALMMEALAYEAH

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Beer tastes better in a minion mug

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Anyone up for some gambit?

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Blood Starved Beast, more like MUD FART CHEESE

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Frank ate a bean

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

JAMES BOND PLAYED AMONG US WITH KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Father Gascoigne, more like FARTER ASS COIN

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Why can't Crips and Bloods just let bygones be bygones and kiss each other

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Cleric Beast, more like HAIRY DICK YEAST

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

@kanyewest it's time for your chill pill young man

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Someone tell me why the coconut mall theme music was in my discover weekly

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

The Tik tok I posted in 2018 of Hugh dancing to gimme gimme gimme while a school bag is being thrown at him has 68 likes #onemore #scrabble

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

@CraigSa05819845 Sack the coach

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Deez fat balls #400

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Together me and @itsmesamsavory are burpfart

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Just spoke to the CEO of days and he's officially made November 5th the best day ever

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

I just want Scrabble to notice me #scrabble

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Need The Gonch to make a come back right now

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

How long until Tom Holland plays a serial killer?

[Jeff Bezos @itsmesamsavory]

Baby got back by Sir Mix-a-lot passes the Bechdel test