Ashley Shooby

I'm just here for the funny tweets and to witness some drama from time to time. Popcorn in hand.

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[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@sourboys Ok but srsly when is the Watermelon Prickly Pear dropping? You say it'll be released "very soon" in the ads about it, but I've been stalking the site for weeks only to be heartbroken lol. I need to get my hands on it. That and the NPC Stare, which also looks delicious.

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

Ok but srsly @sourboys when is the Watermelon Prickly Pear dropping? You say it'll be released "very soon" in the ads about it, but I've been stalking the site for weeks only to be heartbroken lol. I need to get my hands on it. That and the NPC Stare, which also looks delicious

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@sourboys Okay but seriously, when is the Watermelon Prickly Pear dropping? You say it'll be released "very soon" in the ads about it, but I've been stalking the site for weeks, only to be heartbroken lol. I need to get my hands on it... That and the NPC Stare, which also looks delicious.

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@ChipotleTweets Guest count is 75 ppl. We'll promote your act of generosity on our socials; showing pics & video of the catering. You'll be worked into speeches, etc. When I tell u they're your biggest fans, I mean it. The groom literally mentioned you in the proposal. This would make them WEEP.

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@ChipotleTweets Hey @ChipotleTweets my sister & her fiancé are your biggest fans and they can't afford to have their wedding catered. So I was wondering if you would cater their wedding? I'm trying to make miracles happen for my sister. LET'S MAKE HISTORY! #chipotlesavestheirweddingday

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

Hey @ChipotleTweets my sister & her fiancé are your biggest fans (I have proof), and they can't afford their wedding catering. So I was wondering if you would cater their wedding? I'm trying to make miracles happen for my sister. LET'S MAKE HISTORY! #chipotlesavestheirweddingday

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@ChipotleTweets Hey @ChipotleTweets my sister & her fiancé are your biggest fans and they can't afford to have their wedding catered. So I was wondering if you would cater their wedding? I'm trying to make miracles happen for my sister. LET'S MAKE HISTORY! #chipotlesavestheirweddingday

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

Hey @ChipotleTweets my sister & her fiancé are your biggest fans and they can't afford to have their wedding catered. So I was wondering if you would cater their wedding? I'm trying to make miracles happen for my sister. LET'S MAKE HISTORY! #chipotlesavestheirweddingday

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@ChipotleTweets Hey @ChipotleTweets my sister & her fiancé are your biggest fans and they can't afford to have their wedding catered. So I was wondering if you would cater their wedding? Guest count will be 75-100 people max. I'm trying to make miracles happen for my sister. LET'S MAKE HISTORY!

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

Hey @ChipotleTweets my sister & her fiancé are your biggest fans and they can't afford to have their wedding catered. So I was wondering if you would cater their wedding? Guest count will be 75-100 people max. I'm trying to make miracles happen for my sister. LET'S MAKE HISTORY!

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@moniquebebs Did you end up going? If so, how late did it go? I've been trying to get ahold of my best friend and I'm getting worried because i feel like she should've gotten her phone back by now 😟

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@DeJuanCBM @DaveChappelle How long was the show? When did everyone finally get their phones back? I've been trying to get ahold of my best friend and I'm getting worried because it's getting late and i feel like she should should have access to her phone by now 😟

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@BunnyTaylorXO @kimksocial In one photo the hat is red and the font color on his shirt is red, and then in another photo he's wearing the same exact outfit only the hat color has changed to brown and the font color on his shirt changed to brown too lol

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@AngelXzpcjhrcxd @kimksocial The font color on the shirt was changed too lol

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@DrewAfualo Any man who tells a woman "know your place" under any circumstances or context needs professional help and likely some lifts in his shoes......oof

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@chrissychlapp Oh me oh myyyyeeee

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@DrewAfualo Bring her on the podcast. Let's see how bold she is in person, with all her accusations and theories being dunked on

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@KimKardashian is really such a bad ass. How many women can say they've been on the cover of Vogue AND sports illustrated? Like damn. There aren't many women who have conquered both sides of that coin. Oh and she's basically an attorney too? You gotta give props where they're due

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@azazieofficial I've been trying to contact customer service all day. I've tried 5 times. Im on hold for 25 mins & then it tells me representatives are busy. My try-on dresses didnt come with a return shipping label so I cant return them. I need someone to send me a return label

[Ashley Shooby @itsmeshooby]

@HeyPariss I want to know the company so I can decide for myself if I'm still going to give them my money; and decide whether or not their ethics may not align with mine.