Simon Stratford™

Digital artist—I create custom fonts for advertising agencies, ready to buy fonts for designers and digital oil painting for TV and print.

[Historyland @HistorylandHQ]

A smartwatch from the 1980s

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@PollySissy2 @BBCLondonNews Its not a suggestion most are funded this way—scary I know.

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@BBCLondonNews What has Beckham done to his look? He looks odd but can't put my finger on it? Eyebrows?

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@BBCLondonNews Boom!

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@BGatesIsaPyscho A person should be able to age how they like without posts like this.

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@bushontheradio Also people with iPhones with map on asking me how to get to where they are going? Just use the map! Its right there telling you where to go!

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@bushontheradio People who think I should always move out of the way for them. I'm not the one on my phone! Look where you are going!

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@Jcheunginhin I would have sat on him until he moved. You were the better person

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@JamesReform Stop posting the same out tripe and get your own oppinions

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@TheBardOfAnlaby Oh dear!

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@WestminsterWAG Define bad tweet? I get the frustration, but it’s not that simple. #ThinkBeforeSpeak

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Watching #Nightsleeper on the BBC – on what planet do our trains ever look like that? I mean, really. Have they even been on a train?

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Got a picture that I took this morning on BBC local news @bbcweather

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Check out Retro Pifco 971 Gooseneck desk lamp in Beige mid-20th-century lighting design https://t.co/o9xcpvxLPD #eBay via @eBay_UK

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

What did I just watch?

Star Wars x AI

Mind blown, creative humans using AI to dream up a very different Star Wars.

By @douggypledger & @osymyso

[Tehran Tadhg @TadhgHickey]

Stewart Lee called it a long time ago. #Dispatches #RussellBrand

[Richard K Herring @Herring1967]

A lot of horrible people on Twitter are going to get sued for their spectacularly wrong, but spectaculary confident guesses.

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@barelyhiker @CreativeMarket Take a closer look; missing categories suggested searches that show no results—shop owners left scratching their heads why their income has tanked.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Home. In fact it’s come home. A sentence I thought I’d never write. I’ve gone. Thank you Lionesses.

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Rishi Sunak needs to stop interrupting, and I'm saying that even though the person he's interrupting is Liz Truss and she's talking utter shite.