Will Smith isn't tough. Chris Rock is tough. He gets sucker slapped by a brooding egoist and then never even TOUCHES his face. Doesn't leave, doesn't lose it, doesn't hold a presser, simply carries on flawlessly, for the sake of the next winner. Amazing.
What I have learned this week already.
1. Will Smith is a punk who is scared of his tiny wife.
2. Jada Smith holds herself in too high of a regard. (You're losing your hair sweetheart not dying.)
3. Chris Rock is still pretty funny.
4. All the world is a stage.