workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan
workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery
man out in public wearing a t shirt with the american flag and a silhouette of an ar-15 on it day after innocent children got massacred. where is the competence how do you not understand the blatant irony holy shit
My baby is in third grade. She lugs a binder of Pokemon cards to school to swap them on the playground at recess. Her socks are always mismatched & she wears a dinosaur hoodie. She's just started making her own lunches for school every morning (she's very proud),