Michaela

probably sleeping. dogs and white pizza are the way to my heart

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

A bunch of people I went to high school with are getting engaged or married and I’m here like

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

I used to despise cat people but ever since I lost my dog I can’t wait to come home to my cat. ugh now I’m a cat person #imsorry 😣

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

see you in boston, bestie🥺💖

[Louis Tomlinson @Louis_Tomlinson]

Dallas you were unbelievable tonight! A really special first show!!

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

aye lemme FIGHT whoever decided that The Glass Castle belongs on the banned books list. along with all the other good books but COME ON. the glass castle¿?

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

Brooke stopped over my house on the way home to surprise me and my day changed when she walked in the door. SO HAPPY

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

I don’t know why Netflix decided to put Ryan Reynolds and The Rock in a movie together, but my heart thanks them

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

stop stop stop IM EXCITED

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

So here we go again...HoHoHo!

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

I have been waiting 2 years to see @Louis_Tomlinson. ONE MONTH LEFT 🙏

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

BRUH 2019 was our year

[coraliz☺️ @CoralizC]

If I could just have my 2019 body back that would be amazinggg

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

I gotta move to boston asap, I see too many ppl from high school at PF in CT😅😅😅😅

[E! News @enews]

In memory of Bob Saget, we're looking back at one of the most prolific TV dads of our generation. https://t.co/WEximxOQ9q

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

no one talk to me while I process this for the next few days❤️

[John Stamos @JohnStamos]

I am broken. I am gutted.  I am in complete and utter shock.  I will never ever have another friend like him.  I love you so much Bobby.

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

@CoralizC 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

ugh, why is this me

[Mike’s Dead @mikes_dead]

having ADHD as an adult is hilarious..

one sec I’m writing emails next I’m organizing my room for no reason next I’m sweeping my backyard for over an hour

I literally have the brain of a squirrel

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

BIG FACTS

[ً ឵឵ @cIutchs]

Me: why does my back hurt all the time?

also me sleeping every night:

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

My schedule: work, schitt’s creek, gym, schitt’s creek, sleep, repeat

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

thank U!!!!!

[Michaela @itsmichaelajazz]

If someone used my computer without knowing I'm studying male repro in my class right now, my search history would be very concerning ☹️