Mike Hernandez

Father|Human|Video creator Instagram: itsmike_hernandez Content creator for DRiP Creatives. Instagram: dripcreatives

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

My son eating a quesadilla (finger food) He starts touching my feet trying to take off my sock.

Me: Your hand is all over my feet and you’re eating a quesadilla.

He stops.

Him: well, I’ll just eat with my other hand.

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

My son and I were hanging out (as usual) and he said, “daddy, you’re my best friend”.

😭

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

I’m in the break room, and if you’re on the outside of the building you see your reflection, you can’t see inside.

This woman just picked a mad wedgie out.

Good for you girl.👏🏽

#thethingsyousee

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

I just started my 10 min break and my body let me know that I needed to go number 2. I thought, “naw, we ain’t going now. I’m on break”

I poop on company time.

Paid to poop y’all! 👏🏽

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

My son: Daddy.

Me: Yeah babe.

Him: I love you so much, I can’t even stand it.

Me: Awe. I love you too.

Him: Did you hear what I said?

Me: Yes. I love YOU so much I can’t stand it.

Him: You’re just copying me.

😆

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

My son: Daddy my birthday is (he says his birth date). That’s a long time away right?

Me: Yeah kinda.

Him: What is time? Can’t I just have one thousand birthdays?

Had me like 🤔😳

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

The things my son says stuns me sometimes.

Him: Daddy, did you know that everyday is tomorrow?

He had me thinking. 🤔😳

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

@prophiphop If you had Branded cereal you were rich.

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

My son from the restroom: I’m done pooping.

He rarely calls it out.

Me: Do you need help?

Him: Yes.

I walk into the restroom.

Him: I know how to wipe my own butt, but I don’t wipe it when it’s squishy. So you have to do it.

😅

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

Him: It’s not my bottom lip. I brushed my teeth. It’s your lip!

We both brushed our teeth again.

He never found out what the smell was.

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

My son: Daddy did you fart?

Me: No, did you?

Him: No. It smells like fart though. It stinks.

Me: Oh, it must be yo bottom lip!

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

@GamersReactYT 2

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

@CathleenSeguin Kids are honest, and I love it. Lol!

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

Small thread:

My son and I take a trip to Houston, Tx to visit family.

We get off the plane and go to passenger pick up.

After about 7 hours of travel. With a hour drive to the airport and two planes to get here.

We step outside...

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

Him: Why does it smell like that?

Me: What do you think it smells like?

He takes another breath in.

Him: I don’t know, but it stinks.

I chuckle.

Me: That’s what Houston smells like. 😅

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

@twittyhead20

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

I’m back on my BS.

*clears throat.

Bachelor’s in Behavioral Science that is.

Back in School y’all!

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

@RyanZenteno

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

As my son and I are watching his shows, he looks at me. He looks me in the eyes and begins to tear up.

I said, “hey babe are you ok? Why are you crying?”

He said he didn’t know why. *he wipes his face.

Him: “I just love you daddy”

[Mike Hernandez @itsmike__]

Growing up, I was taught to not cry. It was weak.

Falling in love with Jesus, I cry.

Looking into my sons eyes, makes me cry.

Crying is being honest, it’s freedom, it’s strength.

Cry today.