Milly Anne ✨

📍NYC | i like eggs and long walks off short piers

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

@CBSNews The way my heart stopped when he got her onto the floor. Women know exactly what he wanted to do.

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

@brianne2k I don’t think they did. They wanted to avoid ppl impulse buying an expensive membership that they would try to argue their way out of in three months when they change their mind. Regulars would also be slammed with crowds of these ppl for a week before they give up on resolutions

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

Giselle Bundchen is the highest paid in her field. She IS the best, and retired to raise his kids. It was her turn to shine with his support but instead old mans gonna go out sad with a blown knee within a season or two #TomBrady

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

@Maikel78ar (In addition to being untrue) it’s funny cuz the context is “last time u took us over u starved us to death and we don’t trust u because u look back on that with nostalgia” sooooo

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

@mariah_alys Pass it over here we got nothing out in these streets - I’m just waiting for the temp to go below 80

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

Aggressive but somehow it’s working @Aeropostale 🫠

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

Everyone saying Nathan Fielder is a demon better do so quietly before Angela tries to arrange an exorcism in the house #therehearsal

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

As a member of #NYU2021, endlessly fucked over, I can say we are all crying watching #22GraduatesVersion #NYU2022 trending online

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

@brndxq Sir I am half deaf in my left ear 😅😂 first I lose out on surround sound now this

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

Ladies & gentlemen, the winner for “worst hot take” for the first quarter of 2022

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

I see headlines about going back to the office and I’m like ??? Bcus everyone I know is more productive and devoted to their work and personal life than ever before so who are these scrooge mcducks amongst us

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

The hesitancy to remove Russia from #SWIFT for “leverage” when Russia will talk to no one but China is ridiculous. Leverage is only useful when the other party has doubt in their success. The West is giving Putin no doubt #UkraineInvasion

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

People saying to let Putin have Ukraine for peace don’t understand he wants the LAND, not the people. The human rights atrocities and death will be immense. They are fighting for their lives, and they need help #UkraineInvasion

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

@Acyn I’m gonna be honest. I couldn’t tell the difference between the old/new, but maybe I’m just not a crazy man attracted to candy who also has a very specific shoe fetish

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

Abe Lincoln would be v disappointed in the American public for their treatment of his wife after his death, but somehow I know he never expected her modern day legacy to be revived under the #throatgoat competition

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

John Mayer’s PR person knowing they can’t stop the oncoming storm:

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

Me 🔪

The universe understanding that if shit doesn’t stay stable for the next half a year I will fuck off to a tiny cabin by a lake somewhere and be the mysterious stranger with her cat who rolled into town and comes in to shop once a week ✋👁👁🤚

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

@iamKylaSamuel Young women are financially drained because of young men who desire the Internet standard of beauty* - fixed it for you.

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

rip peter III of russia u would have loved warhammer #40k

[Milly Anne ✨ @itsmillyanne]

As a Gemini I would describe my personality as the inside of a Spirit Halloween store. No further comment.