Alyssa

you got the dough, i’ll be the hoe ♡

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

Happiest of birthdays to the sexiest man alive Paul Rudd. I love you forever ♡

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

I want to wish Robert Downey Jr. a special birthday! Thank you for being such an inspiration to many people and a personal thank you for saving my life, I wouldn’t be here without you. I love you forever ♡

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

Good morning loves - I hope you are having a better day than I am! ♡

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

@dob268 As you should every day 100%

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

@minasoaresrex I did not - I called you one

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

@minasoaresrex Bitch

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

@minasoaresrex Yes but I guess the world doesn’t know that… but I do like seeing that fatty 😌

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[andrew garfield @bestofgarfieId]

Andrew Garfield and Benedict Cumberbatch at the #SAGawards2022

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

Don’t you love it when someone is just rude in your class? So a little message to that someone: fuck you and I hope you get a referral <3

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

Got me in tears over here. I love you <3

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

https://t.co/5w97AR2Z1i

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

If you and someone shot each other at the same time and both lived, who would go to jail?
Courtesy of marina @minasoaresrex

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

I am fully done with people <3

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

Crazy fact: every time you bash your head in the wall, you burn 150 calories :)

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

I need a sugar daddy who will be willing to buy me this

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

@dylanobrien What the fuck - that’s wrong

[Alyssa @itsmissalyssa]

I think I have an obsession I can’t afford anymore. Books take away money I don’t even have… but anywho