Can you even spot it?!

[Derick™🇰🇪 @dkobaye]

You have KSh200,000 invested in stocks.

Suddenly you need KSh50,000 urgently.

Would you sell your shares?

This is why an emergency fund matters.

Investments shouldn't always be your emergency ATM.

[Can you even spot it?! @itsmjumbe]

With my pal @dkobaye heading to Bungoma to lay his beloved uncle to rest. May God give the entire family strength, comfort their hearts, and carry them through this difficult moment. May your uncle’s soul rest in eternal peace. 🕊️🤍🙏

[Derick™🇰🇪 @dkobaye]

Kengen investors, did you notice any change in your portfolio. End of stagnation, maye?!

[$ @jxtsummer]

the first person you need to be loyal to is yourself.

[Dax @thatsdax]

I apologize for interrupting your scrolling, but if you're holding your phone right now, join me in typing... Lord, please do it for me.

[Derick™🇰🇪 @dkobaye]

Family Bank Listing

Family Bank is set to listed on the Nairobi Securities Exchange (NSE) on Tuesday, 23rd June 2026, at KES 18 per share — a major milestone for one of Kenya’s fast-growing tier 2 banks.

A thread.

[Derick™🇰🇪 @dkobaye]

With 100 BAT shares, a dividend of kes 6000 next week + kes 1000 (interim) is a good investment.

[Derick™🇰🇪 @dkobaye]

COOP Bank commands 49% of my Portfolio. Dividends paid👌

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

May you be protected from eyes who are secretly not happy to see you win in life.

[$ @jxtsummer]

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

[Can you even spot it?! @itsmjumbe]

Oooh my bad! I will be there in Nyayo to see you bottling against Police.

[Derick™🇰🇪 @dkobaye]

Tusker will beat Gor Mahia tomorrow. Mark this tweet.

[Can you even spot it?! @itsmjumbe]

good morning

[Kay @kayzywizzzy]

One minute you don't have, the next minute your cup is overflowing, God's grace.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

[Derick™🇰🇪 @dkobaye]

Never be desperate for anything. Desperation can rob you of your morals, lower your standards, and make you drink from any cup—even the dirty ones.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Be a man who has no desire to be seen: just paid, busy, private, and hard to reach.

[Softboy @softboywin]

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

[Can you even spot it?! @itsmjumbe]

@dkobaye quick recovery pal

[Derick™🇰🇪 @dkobaye]

sickness isn't my portion. I'm not feeling well today fr😓

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My idea of a good time is working with amazing engineers to create incredible technology 🤩

The Tesla chip research fab will have all the machines needed to do logic, memory, packing & masks in one building for a lightning fast development cycle. Heaven 💫