menna

[josh @joshypooper]

“i’m in a situationship” aww cute are you the liar or the loser

[𐙚 @lilmissbbybear]

my problem is i like mini bags but i try to fit my whole life in there

[mika @mikasagrada]

“esse trabalho está me deixando louca”

eu no trabalho:

[al ೃ༄ is issa pilled @hunterxartermis]

the audacity to put bon appétit

[Sir @sosaysmhluri]

The road to Friday starts today

[Nour @Dattfineshyt]

I wanna be your air fryer or whatever Arctic Monkeys said

[it's me, @feis_tea]

One thing about me, I’m always calm when I’m facing the consequences of my actions🤭

[Sofias @iamsofias_]

Calling in sick in 2005:

- Call the office
- Say you’re not well
- Go back to sleep

Calling in sick in 2026:

[Troy Onyango @TroyOnyango]

“no matter what gets damaged, life rearranges itself to compensate for your loss”

[Nihal @behalnihal]

how it feels to be extremely self aware but still repeat the same self destructive patterns

[ADEVO @adevo_1]

And when the job finally comes, may it not cost us our peace.