Moni 💞

[Victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

“Wtf was I bout to look up?”

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Me and the 10 pounds I keep losing and gaining:

[SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 @SaycheeseDGTL]

Woody reveals what he would’ve done if he was Bloodhound Q50

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

i wish blocking people slapped the fuck outta them too

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

nobody wanna call you until you taking a nap

[j. doe @phoen0m]

yes #thismyphone

[B @Bri1OFnone]

I keep a joke or two tucked in my ass

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Everyone's getting their hair, nails and lashes done and I'm out here looking like this

[rae⸆⸉ ꕤ @swiftfairy_13]

every time i need to save money suddenly i need body wash, conditioner, moisturizer, tide pods, pads, tampons, like it’s never ending and im over it

[z🐉 @robpatt___]

im genuinely so scared because it could be a relative or a random man on the street you irked the wrong way and this could be your life…some guy decides the rest of your life based on his mood and you’re left disfigured

[ً @cfwmx]

yall gotta learn sarcasm i cannot be saying i’m kidding all the time

[🇵🇸Justin @justinlamont_]

On demand was EVERYTHING omg

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

An unsent message makes me feel like somebody mumbled some fuck shit

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When you’re high as fuck in the corner and they keep asking if you’re good

[A🩰 @ADRIRASHAWN]

Until it start feeling like april fools

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? like u already know someone is about to piss u off?

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

“Don’t piss me off” is my favorite phrase

[xoesh @xoesh]

Look at these thugs

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

Ion play that tampon shit hand me the fattest pad you got idgaf

[Lotto2.0™️ @lottofr_]

You can’t even tell a ho the pussy good nomore you’ll end up in a August Dump 😭