Moo (Not A Cow)

i dream alot, post observations, create memes & other animal related stuff 🐾

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

it's my kingdom now 👑

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

Not A Cow.

Say it or I’ll knock your milk over....Twice

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

hooms crossed oceans, went to war, invented television but still can’t open wet food properly

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

@nocontextmemes that’s not a cat, that’s calcium with attitude 😸

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

heard unfamiliar sound outside, transformed into low-profile combat loaf until danger assessment completed

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

performed deep tactical inspection of grocery bags, located absolutely nothing for me, devastating outcome

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

small insect entered airspace, interception successful, home secured once again 🪰

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

@insaneposes they said “where do you see yourself after graduation”

personally i saw unlimited treats, zero accountability, and a full athletic scholarship for aggressive hallway sprints 😸

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

monitored neighbour cat through window for 26 minutes, tensions remain unresolved

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

hoom purchased new toy for me, ignored it completely, plastic bottle cap still outperforming premium equipment

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

it’s World Password Day, mine is still:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

@AliTBD21 @literallymecats i know several......all urgent‼️

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

@TheFigen_ that cat has outlived several vacuum cleaners

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

@tmszhjh88 spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

i have completed several demanding activities today, including walking into the kitchen, supervising nothing, and staring at a wall for personal reasons, the laundry pile understands the level of recovery now required

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

hoom walked into kitchen, forgot why halfway there, impressive lack of operational focus 😸

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

@PunchingCat the mini fits it perfectly
small, dramatic, expensive to maintain

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

MOO the boss of everything 😼

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

@gatinarios just found out the tiny scissors are actually prescription glasses, everything is now suspicious

[Moo (Not A Cow) @itsmoothecat]

positioned myself in narrow hallway during nighttime hours, several successful ankle interceptions recorded