Mr Chow

Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts?! Parody Mr Chow account

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Tweet your life in a picture

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This makes my tastebuds horny

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The only "B" word you should ever call a girl is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.

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I'm single and it's serious

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when your mom is vacuuming and she asks you to lift your feet

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In alcohol's defense, I've done some pretty stupid shit sober as well

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Facebook Moments 101: So damn true

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You might have watched the show, but you probably didn't know about these... https://t.co/HePKtI8tQj

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We are the people our parents warned us about.

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My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.

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I don't understand how iPhones can be dead but have the power to show me this

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Every guy wants a good girl who will be bad just for him

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LMAOOO

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How I read speed limit signs.

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The worst consequences around the world https://t.co/7vkSJfgbLu

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Irritating as fuck

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Because fuck you that's why

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when your ex tweets about loyalty

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If its stupid, but it works. Then its not stupid.

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You may be dying and you didn't know it. https://t.co/11GyRJGZLE