The REAL Suburban Mom

Karen, the MyScene Doll. Married to the Plugg, Momma to the Kings.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Idk I get a little offended when people muster up the nerve to ask me if all my kids have the same dad or when he says he’s having his 6th kid and they ask him “same mom” like omg you guys that’s kinda rude lmaoooo

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

I don’t have to watch The Odyssey cause my daughter made me watch Epic the Musical in 2022.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Putting hundreds of dollars worth of clothes in a cart then closing the app is just online window shopping and it’s my passion.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

I have perfect eyesight, no allergies AND 10 fully grown toe nails

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Yea but I’ll block someone for posting an ugly selfie. Never cared, I’m sure others feel the same lol.

[Cybele @cybelethebest]

You ever see that someone blocked you and don’t remember ever even interacting with them?

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

When I say I’m livid 😭😭 not only did you eat something I specifically asked you not to eat you leave the empty box here and play with my feelings.

Having sons is gunna make me lose my mind…. And I’m making a third one OMG

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

When I went grocery shopping I bought the kids a couple boxes of cereal but I got shredded mini wheats for me and let them know MOMMY NEEDS THIS CAUSE THE BABY HAS ME CONSTIPATED DONT EAT THIS PLEASE….

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Well I ran out of almond milk and haven’t had a bowl in a few days… I just got more milk go to make me a bowl…. Why the fuck is it only 3 fuck ass mini wheats in this box

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Me on my man after he’s had a long work day and smoked 2 cigarettes 😩😩

[Iruoma💎 @Dillish_b]

Your woman can’t sniff you like this if you smell bad. Invest in good perfume🤭🌚

[neega nunca @bootyTRVP_]

We know who don’t eat seafood.

[Syx @HlthyAddiction]

Nissans are horrrrrrible ugly cars bye byeee

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

My kids don’t let me get them clothes from SHEIN cause they said all the clothes feel like it’s made with plastic table cloth material 😭 alright man

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

@UTisKore Omg I could never put a name to what I was tasting in white chocolate…, cocoa butter is so right 😭😭

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Mothers had their daughters in the kitchen telling us “NEVER let your life become this, NEVER do the things I have to do, GO TO SCHOOL AND HAVE A BETTER LIFE!”

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

Our mothers worked 8 hours , took taxis, came home and still cooked a full meal for everyone but women of today have a big big problem with cooking. It's the highest level of slavery & misogyny.

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

The 15 yr old is expected to act like a 15 yrs old. But for your soon to be wife to act like one as well is a major red flag. Had the tables been the other way a woman would call off a wedding if a man told her, her son wasn’t allowed to be a part of his wedding party.

[kaity @kaitybella]

you’re under no obligation to make a stepchild a bridesmaid and this kid is simply acting like a 15yo

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Character clothes are just band tees for toddlers, you guys are being so damn weird about this.

[Brittany @brittilina]

It’s nbd when they’re babies, bc everything is cute on a baby, but when they hit 5 or 7 or 9, ppl will start judging them on their clothes, and a good parent will provide good-looking apparel and will limit the number of trashy pieces (bc kids have NO taste).

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

This gunna be the new baby when he’s 7 and all his siblings 17+ hanging out with me and dad at 11 PM 😭😭😭

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

I had something stuck in my teeth and I was frantically looking for a tooth pick in my nightstand and accidentally flipped the bible up and three toothpicks fell out…….

Awhhh not you want me to come see about you Jesus 😭😭😭

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

Living in an ingredient house is great cause I suddenly wanted pasta at 10:00 PM and I had penne pastas, heavy cream, chicken my husband grilled yesterday, broccoli and fresh Parmesan cheese 🫶🏼

Me to the baby for the rest of the year:

[The REAL Suburban Mom @ItsMrsPlugg]

We left the party and had champagne by our heated salt water pool. Made a baby then woke up at noon for brunch 🫶🏼

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

Getting married at 25–28 is like leaving the party at 8pm.