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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 FA statement on Chelsea.

"A financial sanction of £10 million and a suspended two-window registration ban have been imposed on Chelsea FC for breaches of The Football Association [The FA] Football Agent Regulations, Regulations on Working with Intermediaries and Third Party Investment in Players Regulations.  

"The FA charged Chelsea FC with 74 breaches of FA Rule E1.2 after its current ownership self-reported misconduct upon its purchase of the club. The FA is continuing to investigate individual misconduct arising out of this case.

"Chelsea FC admitted to the 74 breaches of FA Rule E1.2 prior to a hearing and an independent Regulatory Commission imposed a six-point deduction, which was to be suspended until 30 June 2027, and a £10 million fine. 

"The club appealed against the suspended points deduction and an independent Appeal Board allowed the appeal and set aside this sanction following a further hearing. In its place, the Appeal Board imposed a registration ban for two complete and consecutive transfer windows which is suspended until 30 June 2027. 

"The £10 million fine imposed by the Regulatory Commission was not subject to appeal and the full amount will be invested into grassroots football."

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Bro,the BILLIONAIRE you are;HIDING behind 'debts';forcing many months' UNPAID labour slaving to defend your STANDARD headlines 'BOLD' extortion GANGSTERISM driven by GREED;is HEARTLESS to loyal workers, INSULT to journalism and BETRAYAL to free media that STANDARD once belonged.

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[23 DERECE @yirmiucderece]

50 Cent’in çocuğunun annesi ve Diddy’nin 3'lü ilişki kasedi Sızdı! 50 Cent çıldırdı

Ünlü rapçi, oğlunun annesi Daphne Joy ile Diddy’nin 3'lü ilişki kasetinin sızması üzerine canlı yayında çıldırdı:

"Oğlum büyüyüp annesinin Diddy ile üçlü yaptığını görmek zorunda kalacak. Bu para için her şeyi yapar!"

Skandal kasetin ardından 50 Cent, 12 yaşındaki oğlu Sire'ın tam velayetini almak için jet hızıyla mahkemeye başvurdu.

[César Azpilicueta @CesarAzpi]

Dear football,

Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life.

Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career.

When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way.

To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

[Hussein Mohamed, MBS. @HusseinMohamedg]

WSR:

Kenya Kwanza government will provide mothers of newborn babies with diapers for their children for three months; free of charge.

[STF @okeaSnikeT]

Sahi ukitumia msupa 2k urgently mshow akupee eTims receipt.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

No job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

[Hon Millicent Omanga @MillicentOmanga]

Sisi ndio Sifuna!!

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

We do not have a country bwana.

Ruto Must Go.

[SBUSISO @SbuMasang]

Next year I have to find ways of having fun without alcohol, alcohol wastes money. A very big setback 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

We have to settle for a point.

#CFC | #CHEARS

[Mayang Tut 🇸🇸 @MayangTut01]

Dear Baba, once you meet our Founding father Dr John Garang de Mabior, your best friend, please tell him that South Sudanese are suffering. The comrades that he entrusted with the Visions and missions of our country betrayed us.

Tell Dr John that the Mighty SPLM/A which fought with Arabs for 21 good years with limited resources has crumbled and reduced to beggars!.

Please let Dr John know that the Oil which was supposed to be a blessing is now a curse, our women are giving birth to deform children due to environmental pollution.

Tell your brother that the orphans whose parents die because of our freedom are now street children.

Tell Dr John that South Sudan 🇸🇸 has the poorest health facilities in the continent.

Dear Baba, once you meet our Founding father please inform him that the "happy giggling of children and the enchanting ululation of women" in 2005 has been replaced with grief and sorrows.

Tell Dr John that those who were not in the Bush during the struggle have hijacked the system.

Please Inform him that merit and justice are not in the vocabularies of South Sudanese's leaders/managers .Everything is earned through shady deals .

please pass our greetings to all the SPLM/A Founders that you know, tell them our country is not yet free .

Please tell Dr John Garang ,William Nyuon Beny ,Karbino Kuanynin ,Paulino Matip that Your country is divided along the tribal lines because you left them with greedy politicians not leaders..

Rip Agwambo. We will forever be grateful to you..

~Bol Dau
#SSOX #SSOT

[MZulu wa Limpopo @KabeloMohlah02]

“After graduation we shall have our first baby and start a family”

Unemployment:

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

🔥DAILY LOUD PLAYLIST🔥

🚨JUST UPDATED🚨

Features new music from:

Young Thug
YFN Lucci
Young Nudy
Tee Grizzley
21 Savage
Ty Dolla Sign
Hurricane Wisdom
Rockout Danny
Babyfxce E
Polo G
Destroy Lonely
Mayce Tomlin
Draft Day
BashForTheWorld
Shum Koachella
& More!

LISTEN NOW: https://t.co/GQC1VjIZay

[Russian Embassy in Kenya/Посольство России в Кении @russembkenya]

To get away with murder, all you need is a British army uniform. #AgnesWanjiru, a young mother, died, her killer went home, protected by the state that that loves to lecture the world about "human rights" & "rule of law". Does "imperial privilege" rank higher than a human life?

[Faith Kipyegon, EGH🇰🇪 @Kipyegon_Faith]

4TH TIME 1500M WORLD CHAMPION 🥹💜🥰🇰🇪

This was my dream, another world title, continuing to make history.

I am so happy to have participated in #Tokyo2025, it’s bringing back so many memories from the #Olympics. The energy from the spectators and my fans is incredible! 💜💜💜

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

sorry if your pizza is delayed tonight - our drivers are struggling to get through the floods of United tears

[Sekta @farm3r55]

Mtu alisema usipige shughuli na wakamba was actually very right...

Bunch of dimwits