Haley

god of Mischief nbd

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Fun fact: female sharks have skin 2x as thick as male sharks.
As a former MLM employee, I can confirm this is true.

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Fun update, I was depressed!

[Haley @itsmycomet]

*goes pale
*stares myself down internally
*gasps
“Am I a...”
(whispers in disbelief) “Am I an introvert?”

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Twitter already lost most of my interest I think I may leave altogether now honestly.

Not that I like meta but threads seems better right now and at least zuck hasn’t hit the salute yet lol

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Concerning to others maybe lol

[Haley @itsmycomet]

The most known foreign words are hi and yes

I don’t know any French except Oui & Bonjour
Not much Spanish but we all know Si & hola

And then there’s German. What words do we know? Nien and Auf Weidersein

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leos heart: Yes.

#Leos mind: Chill fam.

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Turns out it’s not that easy to get laid

Everyone has something.
Boyfriend. Girlfriend. Standards

I don’t stand a chance

[erika @yeeeerika]

being silly is very important for my mental health

[Haley @itsmycomet]

@Eedybeedy @introvertsmemes I’ve recently found if I intentionally engage that side of myself it’s slowly coming back :) it’s so great!

[Haley @itsmycomet]

I just want to find a girl who thinks I’m young and fine and tall and handsome

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Who wants to go to Meijer and vid ourselves acting out the veggie tales theme song though

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Meanwhile in the Midwest

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Me: ugh maybe I just won’t workout tonight

TikTok: would you like to see clip after clip of absolutely shredded gorgeous ladies?

Smh

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Statistics can be unreliable or misinterpreted.

Unless they support the opinion I already have

[Haley @itsmycomet]

@ALadyNamedKatie True, but I never see him, always working.
“I got bills to pay” blah blah blah.

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Friends with benefits, but the benefits are back rubs, playing with each others hair and trading memes

[Haley @itsmycomet]

The days are only getting longer from here ❤️

[Haley @itsmycomet]

Pharmacy: ALL out of meds? You should think ahead, it takes time to fill scripts.

Also pharm: what do you mean you need a refill? By my math you should have 2.5 pills left left.

[Haley @itsmycomet]

I took a nap and this guy in my dream said if I wanted to do something, just find whatever made me motivated to do that thing.

Felt profound in the moment, but I have adhd nap boy, it ain’t that easy