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[🇺🇸🦆 @cookinquack]

IN AMERICA WE CALL THAT SHIT “BALL DONT LIE” FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHITTY REFS @FIFAcom

[vadim ⚡️ @biohxcker]

Generation so cooked you have to be a 21 year old millionaire, 6ft, 180 lean to date an unemployed alcoholic

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[Ajibola @4jibola]

half of my day is just me convincing myself not to give up on everything.

[‏ً @ewedunega]

sometimes the only way to be seen is to leave

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

How it feels to have a random depressive episode out of nowhere after swearing you were getting better.

[𝕯eon @chiplichipli2k]

when someone asks me about the last two years but it's been filled with nothing but lessons about the art of letting go

[trevor @trevorngl]

how they'll act knowing tomorrow their breaking up with you

[: @_dxllz7]

leaving things unsaid because saying them won't change a thing

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Israel has been eliminated from WBC title contention after their loss to the Dominican Republic.

[🎑 @itsnetofoo]

This UFC shit ain’t what it used to be that’s for sure.

[Johan @liebert_2026]

> be born in 2002
> pandemic takes your high school years
> ai takes your uni years
> unemployment takes the rest of your years

it's all over

[🎑 @itsnetofoo]

BEAR DOWN