i bought a variety pack of thrift jeans of different sizes and they all fit me exactly the same. i solidly thought i was a shapeshifter until i realized the size 00,4,6,8,12 all had the same size waists
my cat is both “please please please pet me immediately or i will die” and “absolutely do not touch me under any circumstances” today
scream for attention and panic when ya get it i guess my guy