IG: @itsnotelmer

i like cars and sometimes I’m funny.

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

Girls with no dad give the best blowjobs.

[MAKE OUT HILL - XXX @xxxtentacion]

fuck you and your valentine

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

Found where to buy it from at least

https://t.co/gutkJAWNEI

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

Rear ended a car trying to read his plate frame lol

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

$10 T shirt sale https://t.co/ahtDRjlqoK

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

I just tell the truth

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

The Matrix sent their agents.

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

I officially got PTSD 🫠
P3nis
That need to be
Sucked
Disorder

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

gender reveals are pointless now.
"OMG, Its A BOY 👶
Then boom! 12 years Later James is “Jessica”

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

Never seen a gay guy say
men are trash.
So all you females lying

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

F a relationship
I want a polaroid of my
homies meat on my dash 🤝

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

@nonsensenic It’s to early for this bruv 😂

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

Hoes be having “✨gut feelings✨” ur just hungry fat ass bitch

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

This summer heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change

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First class by Jack Harlow was mid af.

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

My homies be putting some cute ass selfies on their story’s like bro is this for me or for the bitches?

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Whoever been keeping Arizona Tea at 99 cents needs to be the next president

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I gotta stop falling in love with wh0res

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

I drive fast cause I be tryna die

[IG: @itsnotelmer @itsnotelmer]

Yea I have a disability,
Disability to pull no bitches 🤡