Alice (Al gal, your pal)

snacks on snacks/jokes on jokes/verified account for doing absolutely nothing important

[Alice (Al gal, your pal) @itsnotfunny]

One time this guy saw my Pallbearer shirt and was like “do you really listen to them?” and I said “no I just really love funerals” and he believed me

[Alice (Al gal, your pal) @itsnotfunny]

@stephdenk Yeah what the fuck lol. I just tried the pill *again* after 10 years and the side effects were even worse now. I’m 36 years old and have been dealing with debilitating endo pain since I was a *child* and this person thinks I haven’t tried every single form of bc? K

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wake up babe it's market manipulation Monday

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine showed up to protest in Minneapolis.

“I don’t live here. I’m an outside agitator. I’ve come to stir up trouble. We are here to stir up as much trouble as we can because we care about this country, democracy, freedom and to oppose tyranny, racism and the incredibly horrible state terror that the Trump administration is inflicting on our country.”

[Alice (Al gal, your pal) @itsnotfunny]

@JenWiese @NewsChannelNE Lmao, Fremont??

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

LMAO they got ICE piñatas

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Tonight @RepDonBacon debased and humiliated himself by putting loyalty to one man above the security and interests of his country, voting to gut Medicaid to pay for more tax cuts for the rich.

[Alice (Al gal, your pal) @itsnotfunny]

hide your cats hide your dogs

[IGN @IGN]

Jon Favreau says The Mandalorian & Grogu just started filming a few weeks ago #D23

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The way she just secured the millennial vote

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

What happened to “any time, any place”?

[🖤Kristal🖤 @Kristal4UA]

@Swifties4Kamala new bracelet idea💙💙💙💙

[Alice (Al gal, your pal) @itsnotfunny]

Aahahaha

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: Kamala Harris shouldn't even be allowed to run for president. She's committing crimes.

[Alice (Al gal, your pal) @itsnotfunny]

fellas is it gay if my baby bag isn’t army

[Alice (Al gal, your pal) @itsnotfunny]

@newheightshow I humbly submit this to be a fan mention of the week 🙏 #newheights #alrightnow #butdaddyilovehim

[Talia Ben-Ora @taliaotg]

@thizzl_ @ThizzL @JP_OTG Another angle of @thizzl_’s violent arrest for the crime of filming cop violence.

The cop on his neck is Wang https://t.co/Da73ySqM5N

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 #BREAKING: MASS DESTRUCTION REPORTED AS TORNADOS RIP THROUGH NEBRASKA

This is horrifying stuff to watch.

From the Omaha, NE Emergency Dispatch:

“Chief, we have 30-40 houses gone. We need mass casualty resources.”

As of now, there have been at LEAST 28 touchdowns across multiple states, with some of the most devastating being in Nebraska

These tornados could be among the largest we’ve seen in quite a long time.

[Ian Aeillo @IanAeillo]

One of the absolute best conversations I’ve ever read on this website.

[Julie Slama @SenatorSlama]

No consequences for reading aloud a graphic rape scene with a fellow senator’s name. None.

The Nebraska Legislature is the most public workspace in our state. To allow this to go unchecked is absurd.

Nebraskans deserve so much better.

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

The problem isn’t that graphic language exists in books. The problem isn’t that rape survivors have written about their experiences. The problem is standing on a platform as a state senator, and fixing your mouth to tell one of your colleagues to give you a blow job.

[knx @knoxdotmp3]

$100 for each duck. $25 for the gay one https://t.co/VoNcN3TxBe