Kony2k19

Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three. -Michael S3E12 15:02

My posts does not represent the United States Marine Corps' views.

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

Keep asking for higher minimum wage. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was right.

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

A human body is made out off millions or billions of cells, therefore you're a hoe

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

I can't sleep rn because it pisses me off that there's people who contributed to Apple's $260 billion revenue from FY 2019 bitching about global warming and other budget related political issues

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

So huge wars advanced our day to day tech like gps, mobile phones, internet, etc. 🤔 If WWIII actual happens, there's probably gonna be flying cars, cool robots, teleportation, and other cool shit you can't even imagine like nobody knew that WIFI would be a thing a century ago.

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

Do people still go to apple store to take group pictures

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

Who else used to think that lesbians and gays date each other

[Delta @Delta]

Mission accomplished! Kenley and her doll are together again. And we found them the perfect friend.

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

https://t.co/ThYlNR8PZS

[PINK LORD @FilthyFrank]

feeling a strong 8 today

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

If we shed our skin monthly which turns into dust

Is it possible I've inhaled/consumed enough pp dust to make a complete one🤔

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

Solar powered, waterproof, all terrain roomba @elonmusk

[Redbox @redbox]

@itsnotgabriel_

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

Has anybody actually ever seen the redbox guy stocking new movies or are there tunnels that connect all of them together like water and sewer system?

[Terminal Lance @TerminalLance]

STOLEN VALOR BLAST THIS LITTLE SHIT HEAD

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

Don't forget it's ash Wednesday. Haha jk

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

People who support the Endangered Species Act haven’t tasted my Bald Eagle Soufflé.

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

Fuck you and fuck your Disney season pass

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

There's poop in your body right this moment

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

The Office: ASMR
For people who've seen all 9 seasons more than 50 times now it became a habit to fall asleep with.

[Kony2k19 @itsnotgabriel_]

Alexa, why do males have two balls instead of one