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[lex @itsnothing38_]

@TheresaKentner @MinneapoliSam We the people yo

[Brute @BuddyNoLove]

Damn. Pretty soon, the only thing we'll be able to eat is ass.

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

me putting away my $200 in groceries

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

THEY. CUT. THE. PRESIDENTS. CREDIT. CARDS. OFF. BECAUSE. HE. WAS. LAUNDERING. MONEY!

CAPITAL. ONE. CUT. OFF. HIS. CARDS!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

jimothy gets the zoomies

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​As of July 17, 2026, Donald Trump has made 85,654 false statements during his presidency, averaging approximately 169 lies per day.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Trump is having a mental health episode on social media right now. He’s been posting nonstop all day:

11:16 AM - AI photo of Kaitlan Collins as Dylan Mulvaney
11:43 AM - AI image attacking Bruce Springsteen
3:22 PM - An AI art installation of Trump throwing a ‘Trump 2028’ hat
3:23 PM - Photo of him standing next to a TV with Biden’s final Oval Office address playing
3:23 PM - AI art of him giving his speech at the WHCD
3:23 PM - AI photo of Chris Christie fighting Democrat Rep. Jerry Nadler
3:23 PM - AI image attacking Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, and Stephen Colbert
3:24 PM - Trump 2028 poster that says “give the enemy nightmares.” Nobody is scared of him
3:24 PM - AI image attacking Rosie O’Donnell
3:25 PM - Fake movie poster of him in Star Trek
3:25 PM - Another Trump 2028 poster
3:31 PM - AI poster of the U.S. attacking Kharg Island in Iran
3:31 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker
3:32 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x2
3:33 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x3
3:47 PM - Posts an AI image of an Iranian ship being blown up
4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x4
4:36 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x5
4:37 PM - AI image of him taking over an Iranian oil tanker x6
4:39 PM - AI image of him cosplaying as a Navy Commander
4:39 PM - AI image of him smoking a cigar wearing a Trump 2028 hat
4:40 PM - AI poster of him with founding fathers
4:41 PM - Poster of himself saying “the man who saved America” which couldn’t be further from the truth
4:41 PM - Weird photo of him standing behind a pillar
4:45 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world”
4:47 PM - AI image of American jets saying “Guardian Angels of the world”
4:48 PM - Another AI photo of an Iranian ship being blown up
4:49 PM - AI image of himself saying “Guardians of the world” x2
4:52 PM - AI photo of lightning over the Capitol building saying “panic in DC”
4:53 PM - A photo of himself saying “plan trusted”
4:54 PM - AI image of an eagle and a jet saying “America is back” which certainly isn’t true
4:54 PM - AI photo of a beach saying “Trump’s America” which is ironic given that the image is fake lol
4:55 PM - Photo of him giving a speech
4:56 PM - Photo of himself pointing at members of his cabinet
4:57 PM - AI photo of himself and JFK
4:58 PM - Fake photo of himself wearing a pink Trump 2028 hat
4:59 PM - AI photo of a Trump 2028 mug surrounded by crying people
4:59 PM - Photo of him putting on his Trump 2028 hat at the WHCD
5:00 PM - Posts graph downplaying American casualties in Iran
5:01 PM - AI photo of an air filter between the United States and Canada
5:04 PM - Attacks Republican Senator John Thune
5:04 PM - AI image of him as a doctor
5:16 PM - Fake movie poster of him and George Washington in a time travel movie

He’s insane. 25th Amendment NOW.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Remember folks, Trump filed 62 lawsuits claiming election fraud or interference, and he lost every single fucking case

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The guy who’s on tape asking Georgia Republicans to find him 11,700 votes wants you to believe Democrats in Georgia are cheating. Be fucking serious.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Before the president gets on television tonight to peddle lies and conspiracy theories, here is what you need to know:

The 2020 election was not stolen. We won, and he lost.

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Shuts down Ebola research - Massive Ebola outbreak

Closes CDC Parasitic disease division - Huge parasitic diarrhoea outbreak

Defunds screwworm research - screwworm comes back to the US

Ladies and gentlemen I give you Health Secretary RFK Jr

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

Once again, if we wait to just vote him out there will be nothing left.

[Covie @covie_93]

The President of the United States paid $5.6 million to one of his rape victims today.

[mavsmarie @mavsmarie]

What the actual fuck is going on

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

Fully clothed? Jeans on in a hospital bed? No wires or tubes? No IV? Reading a newspaper?

Ok.

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

Embarrassing ass shit from the White House, day 478992

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

What. The. Fuck.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

arrests for touching water in the Reflecting Pool, no arrests for murders committed by ICE or of criminal pedophiles in the Epstein files.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Americans realizing it is illegal to touch water in public but if you touch children on private islands you will become the president of the US

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

This is freaking hilarious 🤣 😂 😆