kanedomain

10 spoons of spinach

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The biggest juxtaposition of my life is that im a social worker thats sucks at communicating

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I know I am feeding into it by saying this, but fuck this submarine nonsense. Im not going to feel bad for some rich dinguses playing at the bottom of the ocean. Go cover the tragedy of shark fin soup or something that matters.

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Had a dream where my landlord stole all my friends. Got a call from shrek saying “get away from the windows” as he launches himself from a cannon into the apt to save the day.

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Air BnB but for porches: let me give you like $20 for like 4 hours of hanging on your porch. You wont even know im there.

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Sometimes I uncontrollably weep to the sounds of spanish guitar

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When coworkers put a stack of paper in your mailbox with a sticky note with your name written on it, giving no explanation, no email.

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Its insane apps like Accuweather are so accessible. Years ago we’d sacrifice like 90 goats to bring healthy crops. Now its just whip out your glass rectangle and see roughly when youre gonna get some rain.

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Happy LMS Mercury Spill Rememberance Day to all those who observe.

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Had a dream where I was HR but for a group of seafaring pirates

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Recently recalled a memory of partying in a definitely not advertised club in the basement of a ramada inn during early college. A ramada inn. Like what lol.

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When are all the articles saying: “Scientists urge this is the final warning on climate change” going to start calling for the president of exxons head on a plate? The articles always read like “lol get fucked bro”. We know we’re fucked, give us something other than more ad space

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Not only do I have weird digestive issues with a lot of food, but I also get jaw pain from eating crunchy or chewey food too often… come on

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I wonder if theres a specific word in another language for that feeling when youre drunk at a bar/restuarant and you go to use the bathroom and the music goes from loud to like, muffled. You know what I mean

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I love that I live in a world where I can get citrus fruit in upstate NY. Pretty cool tbh.

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If you give me glass/plastic containers with food in it, it is your responsibility to ask for it back. Otherwise I assume it is a part of the gift, and my collection grows.

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“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this” - Tony Soprano

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Taco Bell billboard: oh fuck yes take the exit im starving.

“Pro-life” billboard: you know what, this 200 foot tall waste of money has changed my mind, no more rights for women.

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Kinda generic, but ever be like “damn, I can’t believe im where I am right now”

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Dont you sometimes wish yogurt was…. crunchier?

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Apparently the dems engineered all of jan 6 in order to frame Trump for insurrection and keep him from office. #familychristmasdinnerconversations.