So I’m like 5’2 and really uncomfortably white. Sometimes I yell an expletive followed by a really graphic sexual innuendo, That’s how I know I’ve spent way too much time in restaurant kitchens. The world would be more entertaining if everyone talked like a line cook.
I shit you not a woman is watching Shrek next me on the tube loudly from her phone and I looked over at it and she turned her phone so I could also watch Shrek