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@Acyn Hmm so 8 years of Obama and 4 years of Biden, so why didn’t they do it during 12 years?

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@GBC_Press Right . Because seeds grow cows according to Nutlick

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@DeepLeaksHQ @Annette740010 And an ad to buy Melania’s book???

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@FoxNews @TreyYingst “Iran better behave.” Just wow. I bet Iran is shaking

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@CNN They will have to close DCA

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@rabbitSZN2 What about the explosive diarrhoea?

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@Acyn He lost me at “alls I can say”
White House economist? More like failed grammatacist

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@GBC_Press @Morwenmair MAGA will consider those “alternative facts”

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@Suzierizzo1 @beverins He looks like a different person. Maybe he used his fav hair product?

https://t.co/MsB4v7K2G7

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@atrupar @xpisa61 Not anymore

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@alihassan_777 @nicksortor Yes but will he start picking on the other reporters now? ABC is probably next

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The real reason Kash Patel loosened beastiality restrictions revealed.
/satire

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@WUTangKids @edsantistevan55 So she says she doesn’t want the 🍆🍆🍆📸🌠

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@CBSNews An AI would probably turn on trump

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@JamieBonkiewicz @dhlockwood

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@CYNICAL_SMOOTH He’s checking their erections right now. Kegsbreath is flaccid in the polls but that doesn’t stop him from monitoring erections: https://t.co/UkXeCWjMZo

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Hegseth is still flaccid despite monitoring for “morning erections.”

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Pete Hegseth is flaccid in the polls but that doesn’t stop him from monitoring other men’s erections: https://t.co/UkXeCWjMZo

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@JesusChryslerII Kegsbreath is flaccid in the polls but that doesn’t stop him from monitoring erections: https://t.co/UkXeCWjMZo

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@OafMode Kegsbreath is flaccid in the polls but that doesn’t stop him from monitoring erections: https://t.co/UkXeCWjMZo

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@ProudSocialist Kegsbreath is flaccid in the polls but that doesn’t stop him from monitoring erections: https://t.co/UkXeCWjMZo