𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙱𝚂シ

𝚍𝚘𝚐 𝚖𝚊 • 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚌 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚊𝚜𝚝 • 𝚜𝚊𝚍 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕

[𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙱𝚂シ @itsnotshelbs]

Whole lot of heartbreak for a little bit of love

[k ﾒ𝟶 @Kaleb_xoo]

i want a girlfriend so hot she makes me look like a make-a-wish kid who wished for pussy

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-”

me: “don’t worry i am”

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

when you get sent tiktoks to watch it’s like friend homework

[𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙱𝚂シ @itsnotshelbs]

Why do my favorite places always have the absolute worst parking lots

[Meg Watson @msmegwatson]

The new Instagram update really understood what I was looking for:
- none of my friends’ content
- reposted TikToks from meme accounts I do not follow
- 100x more ads
- everything played at full volume against my will

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i’m like “i don’t give a f*ck” then have an anxiety attack

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i’ve decided to come out as beautiful. i know this is surprising to a lot of you but i’ve been suffering with this condition for a very long time & im finally ready to step forward and own it.

[silv 🍒 @silxiaxx]

Broke up with my man because our signs didn’t match… I’m a Sagittarius and he’s a bitch.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

mfs be 21 with no license ok spongebob

[𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙱𝚂シ @itsnotshelbs]

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Demon time ig👹👹👹😂

[𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙱𝚂シ @itsnotshelbs]

“Im sure people hit you up all the time!!”
My DM’s :

[toxic king @toxicking]

Partying with people who are heartbroken is wild… They be drinking to die 😭

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

after nearly six months of my check engine light being on I’m happy to announce that it just went off by itself. problem solved!

[𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙱𝚂シ @itsnotshelbs]

I regularly drive 30 min to only get gas at my fav gas station and im not sorry abt it